Naughtiness jokes
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!”
Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?”
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....