NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!”
Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?”
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Why are my students so naughty?
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.
One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"
His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."
The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."
One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
