Naughtiness jokes
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
Why are my students so naughty?
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!”
Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?”
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"
His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."
The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."
One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.