Frank: I am named frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years. Finley: I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties! Mia: Can we please change the subject?
Why don't rappers ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck HIDING when your NAME’S always dropping
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it, you’ll only be screaming my first.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone How did she differentiate them? She called them by their last names
whats an other name for cuming inside of a woman
loading the dishwasher
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol
I started a new job. My boss said "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky". I said "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick".
She said "how do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied "you just ask nicely
What another name for an Abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
friend: Name one gay person off the top of you're head Me: Me
