An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"
I went to an inerview and my future boss said hi my name is watt niseto meet you i Then said WHAT IS UR NAME he then said What is not my name watt is so i replied ugh fine i guess i ll call you wha then he said wha i not my name and then i said ugh fine my name is will knott he then replied hi will not
I saw this boy named phone he said where would he live I said an orphinage
one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
pov:her name is alli
Her Name was Lola
She was a loner
At the Copa
Then I saw her
And i got a boner
The next morning
She couldn't remember if I banged her
Her Name was Lola She was a loner At the Copa I saw her And i just wanted to bone her !!
If your name is caleb or connor you have a problem
Your name is baller cuz ur in my moms baller
Funniest Roblox Names iv'e heard: ButtNugget123 Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200) baddasscarrot44 EggnogRat44
you so ugly your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name
I know ur name is baller cause imma put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLER
A guy and his girl just finished making love. Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks "Have you thought about any baby names?". The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says "Well propably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this"
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. so when i was little, i met this girl. her name was Leah. we were besties for a while until i turned 13. then i asked if she wanted to date me. she said yes! but one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. i was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
my name is giselle
how do chinese people name thier baby , they throw pots down the stairs bing bong ching chong
This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
What should i write a joke about? Name the subject, and i’ll make a joke about it.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark, that instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed? His name is Vladimir Pootin.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?" The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
