My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Daryll
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Remember the name Ben Andrews.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Coooper
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
