Naivete jokes

Like if you think I'm stupid.

The happier they get, the less they see.

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?