Nail gun jokes

Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?

What?

A nail gun!

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?

When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.

I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.

I don't like the word "gun".

Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.

What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

When you have a gun in your hand.

Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."