Nail gun jokes

Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?

What?

A nail gun!

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?

When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.

Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."

I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.

What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

When you have a gun in your hand.

I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”

I don't like the word "gun".

Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.