Mustard jokes

I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"

I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"

I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.

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Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.

I don't put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.