Mrs Claus jokes

What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?

A hoe hoe hoe.

Why was Mrs. Claus upset?

Because Santa only comes once a year.

I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!

Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!

I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!

Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."