Moviegoer jokes

What movie do orphans hate? "Home."

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?

Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.

My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

Me watching a World War 2 documentary.