Moviegoer jokes

What movie do orphans hate? "Home."

What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?

Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

Me watching a World War 2 documentary.

What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.