Moped jokes

What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?

They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.