It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
knock knock whos there inturrupting cow inturrupting MOO!
teahcer:what does a cow say. Susie:moo. teacher:good now what does a duck say. jimmy:the duck goes quack. teacher: now what does a pig say. little jonny: a pig says get up agaist the wall you black motherfucker
Why does a cow love music Because it can play a moo- sical instruments
Knock knock who’s there key key who key moo
Cow A:I slept with your sister
Cow B:Never knew my brother was a girl
all the other cows:
:O
stop making moo jokes they're s annoying
moo
what do you call a cow that fell
ground beefffffff --- Aaron
What do you call a cow with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant
what did the bee say to the other bee
moo
What's a cow's favourite war?
World War Moo
What does a cow say when he remembers something? "I have deja moo!"
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on
Two cows standing in a paddock, one says moo, the other turns to him and says 'I was just going to say that'
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house
Moo mooo moooooooo(screaming)
Knock knock? who’s the there? Cow said, cow said what ? Cow says moo you ding dong
what go moo- c0w share this with youre frends !!!11!!1!!!!!11!!!!
