Moneys worth jokes

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.

Girl: Your card got declined.

Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."

When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."

Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."

An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.

Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.