Moneys worth jokes

Snack

mckayden · 5 years ago

Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.

Girl: Your card got declined.

Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.

Living

that one kid · 3 years ago

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

Fishing Rod

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An online product review for a fishing rod and reel. The reviewer, 'GAYSEXMASTER', gives it a 3.5 out of 5-star rating, stating 'I feel like I got my money's worth'. The review, dated June 20, 2025, from the United States, details the product as a 'Fishing rod+reel (No Lures & Line)' with a size of '2.1M 6.89FT' and 'Ambidextrous' hand orientation. The reviewer notes the reel is good but the rod is not great, as it doesn't collapse easily after casts and suggests using WD40 on the 'mating surfaces'. They also mention the rod is stiff, suitable for catfish/carp but not smaller finesse lures.

Moneys worth memes

Wish

ZEPHYR · 4 years ago

If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.

Money

xavier · 3 years ago

money + money = MONEY

Money

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.

Money

The RĒAL RB · 1 year ago

Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.

Dollar

Anonymous · 3 years ago

150,000$