To momma's so fat she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl
You momma's so fat she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant
You momma's so fat she farted in bed and blew the covers off
You momma's so fat she started fat lives matter .. meetings are everyday 11 o clock mcdonalds 12 o clock kfc 1 o'clock pizza Hut
I have a secret crush on yo momma
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy ?
Because momma never raised no pussy .
Yo momma so stupid she wrote this joke
your so fat my sister said I said so aleast i ant fatter than your momma
Yo momma so stupid she eats cardboard boxes thinking it's chocolate bars.
Yo momma so ugly she gets rejected by dead people.
Yo momma so fat she farts out volcanoes.
Yo Momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky. Yo Momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner she sat on the table, opened her legs and said "Crabs."
spell i c u p i see you pee
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died jaja ur momma dead
Your momma so fat she can feed entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Your momma's so fat when I went to suck her titties I got a mouth full of knee
Your momma's so fat when she pulls her knickers down.. her ass is still in them
Your momma's so fat she had to take a selfie using the hubble telescope
Yo momma so ugly the Devil started going to church
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
