Mom jokes jokes
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Fat jokes and mom jokes馃槀
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He鈥檇 have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama鈥檚 so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn鈥檛 even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.