Model jokes

Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...

What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.

[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”

Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”

God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”

What is an orphan's role model?

Batman.

I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!

Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.

She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.

Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.