Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. you don't. You have a father figure
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common? They both be fucking sugar daddies
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
I finally got a girlfriend. Her name is Remington Model 32
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
what do you call a stupid mannequin? a dummy
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls, A Roll model
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Why don’t Chinese people model because it would look like the same model every time
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."
I'm a Model. My doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram.
(Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model....
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
katie Price's answer for everything is darkness. She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
