Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. you don't. You have a father figure
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common? They both be fucking sugar daddies
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
What did the man who had sex with an instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
your hairline so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life you go to your barber
I finally got a girlfriend. Her name is Remington Model 32
stephen was a mad role model, he never taught me to stand up for myself
what do you call a stupid mannequin? a dummy
I have a twin towers model in my room. It got infested with jumping spiders
what is an orphans role model
batman
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls, A Roll model
Yo mama so fat the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her
I am a good role model. Because you look up to me. DEEZ NUTS
Why don’t Chinese people model because it would look like the same model every time
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."
I'm a Model. my doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram. (Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model....
Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street
katie Price's answer for everything is darkness. She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to go through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them, "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven."
The first guy says, "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times." The angel gives him an old model pick up. The second guy says, "11 years and only once," and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says, "20 years and not once. I loved her with all my heart," and with the angel impressed, he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later, the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says, "I know we are dead, but it could be much worse."
The guy looks up and says, "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard!"
