Miss jokes
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
Someone stole my balls :(
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know Y.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Hey guys! Ello here with an update!
I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back.
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.