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Father

  • Girl: "Daddy!"

    Father: "Do I love you?"

    Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"

    Father: "Mhm!"

    Woman: "Daddy?"

    Father: "Of course?"

    Woman: "I'm a girl too!"

    Father: "Does God love children?"

    Boy: "Yessss..."

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  • Soldier

  • Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”

    Soldier says, “Mhm.”

    Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”

    Soldier says, “Really?”

    The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"

    Milk

  • Man: Cow milk is drinkable.

    Other man: How do you know that?

    Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*

    Other man: John...h-how do you know that!

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