Mhm jokes

"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling

Girl: "Daddy!"

Father: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"

Father: "Mhm!"

Woman: "Daddy?"

Father: "Of course?"

Woman: "I'm a girl too!"

Father: "Does God love children?"

Boy: "Yessss..."

Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”

Soldier says, “Mhm.”

Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”

Soldier says, “Really?”

The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"

Like if you know someone is emo.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...

Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."

Man: Cow milk is drinkable.

Other man: How do you know that?

Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*

Other man: John...h-how do you know that!