Mhm jokes

"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling

Girl: "Daddy!"

Father: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"

Father: "Mhm!"

Woman: "Daddy?"

Father: "Of course?"

Woman: "I'm a girl too!"

Father: "Does God love children?"

Boy: "Yessss..."

Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”

Soldier says, “Mhm.”

Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”

Soldier says, “Really?”

The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"

Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...

Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."

Man: Cow milk is drinkable.

Other man: How do you know that?

Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*

Other man: John...h-how do you know that!

I don't think I'm allergic to this.

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.