If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
I played uno with my mexican friend
That bastard took all the green cards
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco
why did a mexican go to home depot? because he thought it said "home deport"
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed? You put Velcro on the ceiling, How do you get the black kids down? You invite the Mexicans over.
what do a fat woman and bricks have in common, them both get layed by Mexicans
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him? Esé said “Get off me homes”.
i went in a swim in the river that crosses mexico and i seen a mexican aka a wet back swimming across i ask he said imma wetback
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F- juan fifty
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
what do you call a ball with no hair? a Mexican ball..
Yesterday on the school bus my freind infront of me said she was 41% irish and 15% Mexican then my freind siting next to me said “wow almost half leprechaun” then I said “yeah and 15 percent wall climber”
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb? One. To hire the Mexicans.
I was gonna make a joke about mexicans but honestly it crosses the line.
So here’s this funny story and it’s true. So my mom has this friend when this guy was a kid he was on the school bus and this Mexican kid checked him into the isle so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox and he started bleeding then they both get banned from the bus for a few days so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know," the German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia," the others ask "How do you know," he replies "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico," the others ask "How do you know," he says " Because my watch is gone"
