Mexican food jokes
Tamales.
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What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
Chimichanga.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
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Let's taco about something.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
I don't want to taco about myself.
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"