Your hairline so messed up that even martin Luther king Jr. couldn't have a dream about it
Two natives sit in the bar getting shit faced. Almost closing time brother you gonna snag yeah I'm taking her home he walks over she gathers her things. Walking out together he takes her to his car outback they stay messing around then start having sex he starts to get carried away he looks at down at her she looks up at him and says slow down cousin your going to fast...
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common?they both can’t hear their parents
Why can’t an orphan go to family dollar?they don’t have a family
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up u gotta fight the suicide squad
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
id mop the floor with your face but you might just mess it up more
This stuff is messed up you people
I mess up goats for unicorns? Jimmy the Unicorn or goat. I don't even know.
Little Johny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something, Then he sees a plastic di##. He asks his mom whats that and mom didnt now. so when his dad comes home from work he sees him with the plastick di## and says son why uy messing with my personal toy
whats braver than coming out gay ? taking a shit in a elementary school bathroom with those 2 kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
People are so F****n messed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW"
My dogs pooped in my shoes?pooper
freands. yo whos your barber they mess up big time. me. your just jealous because my dad cuts my for free and you have to be paying 30 dollars' just for that short ass cut
How do you spell "cognitive mess?" J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
what does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common? A. both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
A cock really has a sad life, he’s hairs a mess his neighbors an areshole his best friend is a cunt.
Foxy the fox the was a careless fox she didn't care about her friend Froggy Froggy was a careful frog One day froggy dicided to teach the fox a lesson Foxy was in her bed sleeping When froggy made her room an entire mess She got up and then the mother berated her up for not cleaning her room From now she is a careful fox
Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time. Just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.
Best-Gwen
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there both messed up anway.
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE
Akeld: NOT EVER!
suck on a finger once bite it of taste it put some ketchup on it wait im making a mess i bit it off!!!
