Mesopotamia jokes

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.