Mesopotamia jokes

Mummy

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Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

Bomb

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"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

German

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

Difference

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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

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