Mesopotamia jokes
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
