Memorialisation jokes

President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."

That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.

Someone on here said it previously:

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.

A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.