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IZABELLA💖💖
2 years ago

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A close-up photo of a chipmunk with puffed cheeks. The text reads: "WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING AND SOMEONE SAYS 'LET'S PRAY'".
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  • TechPriestGotDrip
    2 years ago

    DIBS

    A black and white comic panel shows two skeleton robots standing next to each other looking towards a toaster robot on the right. One of the skeleton robots has a speech bubble saying "DIBS".
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  • GG Miller
    2 years ago

    R.I.P

    A man with dreadlocks wearing a blue hat, a blue hoodie, and a silver chain poses in front of a crowd of people in a club.
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  • TechPriestGotDrip
    2 years ago

    Toaster Strudel

    A close-up shot of a Toaster Strudel with icing, placed on a white surface. Above the image, text reads: "Netflix: Are you still watching?" and "Somebody's Daughter:".
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  • AverageDayInOhio
    2 years ago

    this is a L site now

    The image shows the flag of Ohio in the center of a black background.
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  • MU’S BEST FRIEND
    2 years ago

    DOGE POKÉMON CARD!!!

    A hand holds up a custom Doge Pokémon card. The text on the card includes “Such Pokimans,” “Much Atak, Wow,” “Such Takedown,” and “Much triple kick”. Text above and below the card says: “I will never lose again.”
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  • TechPriestGotDrip
    2 years ago

    🗿🗿🗿

    The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows two red buttons labeled "actually help the imperium by providing tech" and "steal toasters" with a hand pointing at the right button. The bottom panel shows a Techpriest with a hood, face mask, and several mechanical tentacles coming out of the face mask.
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  • LoserIsPro
    2 years ago

    VICTORY ROYALE IN SPONGEBOB

    A digital image of a trading card with Doodlebob from Spongebob Squarepants. He is in a scene of a battle and has the text "Victory Royale!" The card says "DOODLEBOB LV.9999999999 200 HP" and has different moves like "hahahahahah" and "meme on u".
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  • TechPriestGotDrip
    2 years ago

    send me pics of rare/exotic toasters for no particular reason in question

    The image shows a black toaster with a green glowing Razer logo on its side and a piece of toast sticking out on top. Below, there's a depiction of a mechanical figure with glowing blue eyes, reminiscent of a tech priest from Warhammer 40k.
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  • TechPriestGotDrip
    2 years ago

    TOASTER?

    The image shows a view of the Martian landscape as if seen through the camera of a space rover. In the corner is a drawing of a person wearing a hood and goggles. Above the image is the text "TOASTER?" and below it is text that says, "THE LAST IMAGE BEFORE THE MARS ROVER WENT OFFLINE."
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  • I'm ¨not¨ drunk
    2 years ago

    Very interesting

    The image shows a psychopathy quiz result. It says "Psychopathy Likely" and the score is 20 out of 24. It says that the quiz was answered consistently with people who score high on measures of psychopathy and psychopathic behavior, which suggests the person likely has psychopathic tendencies.
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  • TechPriestGotDrip
    2 years ago

    👀

    A four-panel image showing two different toasters. The top left panel shows a cartoon character with the text "Access Denied" below. The bottom left panel shows the same cartoon character with the text "ACCESS GRANTED" below. The top right panel shows an old, rusty-looking toaster. The bottom right panel shows a toaster with an anime face printed on it. Below the four panels is the text "I'll take both toasters".
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  • TechPriestGotDrip
    2 years ago

    Oh dear Omnissiah imma act up!

    The image shows a four-panel meme. The top panel shows a person holding a colorful, spherical object with a toaster design. The text says: "Here is what the classifier algorithm thinks is the pure essence of toaster. When the neural net". The subsequent panels show, from left to right and top to bottom:  a picture of Adeptus Mechanicus, a robed figure looking unimpressed, an image of a regular toaster and finally a second robed figure flailing wildly.
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  • TechPriestGotDrip
    2 years ago

    Oh a toaster for a PC? how unsanitary

    A photo of a kitchen counter with a toaster on fire. The text says "Simple effect: 'plays' My PC:".
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  • TechPriestGotDrip
    2 years ago

    It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick

    The image is split into two panels, both showing a black cat. The top panel shows the cat looking up and to the left with wide eyes. The bottom panel shows a closer view of the cat's face, its eyes even wider, and the text "OH NO" below it. Above these panels is text that reads "Germans in WW1 watching as a giant toaster with guns is slowly approaching them."
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  • TechPriestGotDrip
    2 years ago

    The mistletoaster

    A photo of a toaster hanging from a ceiling, serving as a mistletoe. The text says: "Man this house ain't got enough outlets. what if we kissed under the mistletoaster".
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  • TechPriestGotDrip
    2 years ago

    Or Holy Oils work

    A picture shows a mechanical figure in a red hood holding a staff with a gear on top. The text on the image reads: "When you fixed a minor error on your computer by googling it. I hold the secrets of the machine spirit."
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  • TechPriestGotDrip
    2 years ago

    I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys

    The image shows a disassembled car key at the top and a drawing of a mechanical character with glowing blue eyes with the text "I know the secrets of the machine". The caption at the top reads "when you learn how to disassemble your car key".
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  • TechPriestGotDrip
    2 years ago

    Holy Omnissiah indeed

    The image shows a four-panel comic. In the first panel, a person asks a large, muscular figure in red armor, "Wow! How did you get like that?" The second panel shows the same figure, with a text bubble saying, "Every time Adeptus Mechanicus posts a toaster meme." The third panel shows the muscular figure saying, "I do one push-up." The final panel shows the person from the first panel with wide eyes and the text, "Holy Omnissiah."
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  • TechPriestGotDrip
    2 years ago

    A reincarnated and heavily modified T-Rex is something that's been on my drawing board for years

    A black and white drawing shows a large, mechanical T-Rex with metal parts and weapons. To the left, a figure in a robe raises their arms and yells "YEEESSSS!!!". To the right, a figure with mechanical arms holds a staff, and the caption reads "Praise the Omnissiah!".
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