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incompetent ricecel_69

who likes cats?

A light brown tabby cat with big green eyes looks directly at the camera. The cat is holding onto an invisible edge with its front paws.

原田

The image contains text that reads "My sister: *Hits my foot by accident* Me: 'Ouch, you just broke-'" above an image of cells dividing.

原田

The image shows a chat interface. At the top, the text reads: "How fast do you reply? Me:". Below this there are three grey dots indicating the other person is writing a reply. On the right side there is a message that reads "You replied to" followed by a set of three grey dots and the text "HAHAHA". The bottom of the image shows icons for different chat functions.

Anonymous

Yes.

An orange figure with a yellow mustache and a body that resembles the shape of the letter A states "i am the lorax and i speak for the trees".

The Unknown King of Moderation

please help me

A band of cartoonish characters in bright colors are standing in a row on a solid blue background. Above them is the band name “WEEZER” in white.

Wade

Me in a nutshell(on here anyways)

The image shows a still from the cartoon 'Rick and Morty'. Rick is on the right, with his characteristic spiky blue hair and lab coat, talking with a slightly maniacal expression on his face. Morty is on the left, looking dejected. In the center of the image is a text box overlay that reads: "Pros and Cons of being my friend. Cons: I'm an asshole. Pros: I'm your asshole."

Wade

RUN

The image shows a hallway with a black and white checkered floor. There is a man labeled "Spring Bonnie" floating in the air and another man labeled "Mike" running away in the opposite direction. Above them is written: "😎 the fnaf movie isn't going to be scary 😎".

Wade

FFIA

The image shows a distorted, low-resolution image of Freddy Fazbear from the video game "Five Nights at Freddy's". The text "Five fingers in my ass" is overlayed on the left of the image in white lettering.

Wade

Nightguard fucked up

Four animatronic characters from the Five Nights at Freddy's video game franchise are depicted with evil smiles. The text reads "Me and the boys watching the security guard's power reach 0%. LET'S EAT!!".

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

Dildo launchers

A person is holding a large, double-ended dildo in front of him. The person is in a room with light colored walls and furniture. There is a poster of a superhero on the wall behind him.

Wade

BULLETS OF VENGEANCE

A comic book style image shows Moon Knight, wearing a white mask and suit with a black vest and ammo belt, holding two rifles. There is a speech bubble above him that reads, "Taste the bullets of vengeance! Way cooler than whatever bullets Punisher uses." The background has splatters of red blood or paint.

Wade

The Dark Cornholio

A cartoon image of Batman standing on a ledge in the rain. He is saying, "I am vengeance! I am the night! I am..." Next to him, a smaller character with a cape is standing with their hands up, saying "...the Great Cornholio!!"

Wade

Killer Clowns

The comic shows a Killer Clown Society meeting. The first panel shows a sign reading "KILLER CLOWN SOCIETY MEETING" and "TOMORROW: BINGO". The second panel shows a scary white-faced clown, then a red-haired clown with a cigarette. In the following panel, The Joker asks, "Why was this guy invited again?" The next panel shows a Ronald McDonald-like clown with the caption "Heart disease". Finally, the last panel shows multiple clowns in a meeting, reacting with "Oooohhhhhhhhhhh".

Wade

Spin

The image shows a four panel comic with Lego figures. The first panel says, "What is spin, exactly?" In the second panel, it states, "It's like when a ball spins but it's not a ball". The third panel shows a close up of a Lego head with a smile. In the last panel it concludes with, "And it doesn't spin".

Wade

Guide to surviving Scream(1996)

The image displays the text: "The Rules of Surviving a Horror Movie in Scream (1996). According to Wes Craven's horror slasher movie Scream (1996), these are the rules to surviving a horror movie: 1. Never say "who's there". 2. Don't have sex. 3. Don't drink or do drugs. 4. Never say "I'll be right back". 5. Everyone is a suspect. 6. Never go out to investigate a strange noise. Bonus: The supposedly dead killer may come back to life in the end for one final scare." On the right, there is a depiction of the Ghostface mask.

Wade

Good Question….Beavis and Butthead should be on here too

The image shows three panels. The top panel depicts Wolverine with his claws out with the text "WHO HAS" written in green. The middle panel shows Deadpool with a serious face, with the text "THE BEST" also in green. The bottom panel shows Tom from Tom and Jerry with his hand appearing as if his fingers are just grown back, with the text "HEALING FACTOR" in green.

原田

ingles👌

A person is sleeping peacefully in bed with fluffy white clouds as the background. The text says, "How I sleep knowing I know the difference between there, their, and they're."

Wade

“High Arousal”

The image displays text from a search result which reads: "What causes lucid dreams to happen? Later studies showed that lucid dreaming often occurs during moments of particularly high arousal or change in brain wave activity in the outer layer of the brain. Recognition of dreaming may occur specifically in the dorsolateral prefrontal cortex, where working memory, planning, and abstract reasoning occur." To the right is an illustration of two people: one standing in pajamas and another in bed, possibly dreaming.

原田

An image shows a sculpture of Godzilla made out of some sort of food, possibly chocolate.

DwavyHumper

The image shows a text that says, "Me: Hits elbow. My arm:". Below the text there is a picture of Thanos with his arm glowing.

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