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Thoughtless
2 years ago

Nah bro, French be wild!

A multiple choice question in French with the sentence '_____-vous si le train est en retard?' The options are 'Sais', 'Savez', 'Connaissez', and 'Connais'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    Two signs side-by-side are shown. The first sign on the left shows a gun with a circle and line through it and the text 'All weapons are prohibited on these premises.' The sign on the right shows a silhouette of a person holding a gun with the text 'The next person who shoots up the school is double gay.' above the silhouette, the text is above it.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image is a comment from user ElderMaxson69, saying, "Maybe instead of riding a dick, you would prefer riding in a set of T-60b Power Armor? Join the Brotherhood of Steel today and take back the commonwealth. Ad Victoriam!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    Two glasses of water, one labeled "OPTIMIST" and having clear liquid and the text "THE GLASS IS HALF FULL", the other labeled "PESSIMIST" and having yellow liquid and the text "THE GLASS IS PISS".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image is a four-panel comic showing how to celebrate Valentine's Day. The first panel shows a box of chocolates with the text "BUY CHOCOLATES." The second panel shows a teddy bear with the text "BUY A CUTE TEDDY BEAR." The third panel shows scented candles with the text "BUY SCENTED CANDLES." The fourth panel shows a bottle of wine and a wine glass with the text "BUY A BOTTLE OF GOOD WINE." Below these panels, there's an additional panel that shows a person in bed with the teddy bear, a spilled bottle of wine and an extinguished candle.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image shows two photos of a bed with stains on the sheets. The first photo shows a light-colored bed with brown stains in the middle. The second photo shows a darker bed with more spread-out brown stains. The text at the top of the image says, "Gay dudes be like 'I'm a squirter'".
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  • Kristian‽
    2 years ago

    OR THIS

    A close-up of a man's face with a somewhat disapproving or awkward expression. The text "W me" is displayed at the bottom of the image. The top of the image is covered by a dark blue rectangle.
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  • Kristian‽
    2 years ago

    CAHNGE UR PFP TO THIS

    A close-up of a person's face, featuring glasses and a neutral expression.
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  • Kristian‽
    2 years ago

    for big dave fan

    A man is presenting six plates with different pasta dishes on a table, next to a vertical ranking board. The text says: "What is the most Fuckable Pasta? I Fucked 6 different Pastas to Find Out!" and is presented on a Pornhub interface.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A person is shown with a "Deluxe Sausage" pizza label on their shirt as a name tag. Above this image is a note that says "Cody, you cannot use pizza labels as name-tags. - Management."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image is a grid of nine panels, each showing a different animal with a label below it. The top left panel shows a curled-up dog labeled "Cuddle doggo". Top middle shows a wolf labeled "Sneak doggo". Top right shows a German shepherd dog wearing military gear labeled "War doggo". The middle left shows a bat labeled "Air doggo". The middle panel shows a seal labeled "Water doggo". The middle right panel shows a fox labeled "Cat doggo". Bottom left panel shows an armadillo labeled "Armour doggo". The bottom middle panel shows a kangaroo labeled "Hopper doggo". The bottom right panel shows a prairie dog labeled "Digger doggo".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image shows a screenshot from Pornhub with a 'Flag This Video' dialog box open. The options are listed as 'Inappropriate content', 'Underage', 'Video does not play', 'Spam or misleading', and 'Other'. The 'Other' option is selected and the text box for the reason says 'Nudity and Sexual content'. Underneath this, there are three wolves, with two looking nonchalant labeled as "Pornhub employees", and one looking excited, labeled "Me".
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  • Wade
    2 years ago

    Mine is better than all of yours

    A cartoon image of Deadpool holding a bloody heart with the speech bubble, “MY HEART BEATS FOR YOU!” and below “HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY”
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A diagram of a car's brake system with labels for the fluid reservoir, piston, spring, fluid, master cylinder, brake pedal, and slave cylinder. The text reads "#BrakesAreRacist #CutYourBrakeLines to end systemic racism."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A picture of Stevie Wonder with the text "Hey, I'm Stevie Wonder, and you're watching Disney channel." There is a blue, scribbled image to the left.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A hand is loading a magazine of real bullets into a yellow and orange Nerf gun.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A man in a suit and cap is walking on a cobblestone street. The text overlay provides a four-step process starting with: 1. borrow 10 billion from the bank. 2. buy the bank. 3. delete your own debt. 4. sell the bank.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A person is holding a rifle modified into a bow which shoots swords. The text says "AN ASSAULT RIFLE BOW THAT FIRES SWORDS Your argument is invalid".
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