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Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
A photo of a white wall with equations spray-painted on it in red. There is a drawing of a small red figure holding a lollipop above the equations. Below the wall is a graph with a circle and three lines, matching the equations above. The text on the wall reads: f(x)=2+√(-(x-2)²)+1, g(x)=2-√(-(x-2)²)+1, h(x)=3x-3, i(x)=-3x+9, j(x)=0.2x+1.7.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A photo of a cooked crab served in a baguette on a white plate on a table. There is a glass of wine and a candle in the background. The text above the image reads: "Crab Boiled In Pepsi Max for 2 Hours Served In a Baguette. (Sorry for good Quality)"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a globe with the text: "FUN FACT: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A man in a suit with a serious look is standing in front of a grey background. Above and below him are two text blocks: "Your honor, it wasn't a 'hate crime'" and "It was a 'gamer moment'".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows four items: a brownie, two chocolate cupcakes, two twinkies, and a book cover of "The Communist Manifesto". The text reads "I loved finding these in my lunchbox" and "THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO KARL MARX AND FRIEDRICH ENGELS".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a question asking for a name for a person who is Jewish and Chinese. The response suggests "David Wongstein".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a four-panel comic featuring the trollface character. In the top left, the trollface is lifting weights with the text "A human can lift more than their weight". The top right panel shows the trollface sitting with the text "1) pick yourself up". In the bottom left panel, the trollface is flying over a city with the text "2) fly". The bottom right panel shows a dark night sky with a trollface in it.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a comic strip with 6 panels. The first panel shows a man standing in a kitchen. The second panel shows the man about to crack an egg in a bowl. In the third panel a chicken pops out of the egg with a cracking sound and flames next to the man's face. In the fourth panel the chicken thanks the man for freeing it and says it will grant him a wish, showing the man a little surprised. In the fifth panel the man makes the wish that he wants an omelette. In the last panel, the man looks exasperated as the chicken looks at him next to the omelette in the pan.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The top panel shows cars submerged in a flooded street, while the bottom panel contrasts two dog images: a smaller dog with text "the designer of the draining system" and a larger muscular dog with text "The designer of the fence."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    An image of a painting depicting Jesus and Satan. Satan is whispering "Put the alphabet into math" into Jesus's ear. The text above the image says "And then Satan said:".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    An Avatar character with a confused expression. Text on the image says "Electron? Sure if he gets enough votes."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Google search history shows the phrase "Symptoms of dementia" being searched repeatedly at the White House.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows six cookies each with a label below. The labels are butter, sugar, flour, baking soda, egg, and uranium 235. The cookie with uranium 235 is turquoise.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a popsicle stick with a riddle printed on it: "What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?" The answer is printed on the other side of the stick: "The wheelchair."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a text conversation where someone typed 'Big Dicks in his little brothers bum.' and another person replied with 'Cat*.' The first person said 'what' and the other person asks 'which word is supposed to be cat'. Below this is a picture of Sheldon Cooper from the TV show 'The Big Bang Theory', with text overlaid that says, 'I don't need sleep. I need answers.'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A blue silhouette of a person hanging on gymnastic rings is visible on the white wall of a gym. The text above says: "I made a deal with the devil. He took my legs, but I still think it was worth it."
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  • Chunke Monke
    1 year ago

    it all makes sense now 😮😮😮

    The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The top panel shows a cartoon character, Phineas, looking pregnant with a pink heart coming out of his belly button. Below it is a man in medieval armor holding a shotgun with the text "ME" above him, and the text "*pumps shotgun with religious intent*" below him.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a screenshot of a Twitter profile of a user named Emily, who has 'FREE PALPATINE' in her bio and a Palestinian flag. Below, there is an image of Palpatine behind bars. It also has the hashtag '#FreePalpatine'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A cartoon of Bob Ross holding a gun. The text says, "You'd better delete that or we'll have ourselves a happy little accident."
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