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Chunke Monke
1 year ago

it all makes sense now 😮😮😮

The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The top panel shows a cartoon character, Phineas, looking pregnant with a pink heart coming out of his belly button. Below it is a man in medieval armor holding a shotgun with the text "ME" above him, and the text "*pumps shotgun with religious intent*" below him.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a screenshot of a Twitter profile of a user named Emily, who has 'FREE PALPATINE' in her bio and a Palestinian flag. Below, there is an image of Palpatine behind bars. It also has the hashtag '#FreePalpatine'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A cartoon of Bob Ross holding a gun. The text says, "You'd better delete that or we'll have ourselves a happy little accident."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A car is missing one tire. A tire is laying on the ground in front of the car. A hand is holding a power tool, likely a grinder, in front of the tire.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a four-panel comic. The first panel depicts a box with arrows pointing outwards and the text "Pressurized gas pushes its container". The second panel shows a figure with a trollface boiling water. The third panel shows a figure with a trollface putting steam into a piston. The fourth panel shows a steam train with a trollface on it and the text "Start industrial revolution".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A three-panel comic shows two men in orange prison jumpsuits sitting on a bench. In the first panel, the larger man asks "I killed a man, and you?" In the second panel, the smaller man responds with "GO GO GADGET BENCH EXTENDER". In the third panel, the large man is alone on the bench and looks sad.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    Ernie looks surprised at a rectangular package while Bert stands next to him. The text says: "Ernie is astonished at the size of the brick of cocaine Bert managed to buy with this month's rent money."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    Emperor Palpatine, with a sinister smile, is holding a can of Mountain Dew. The text "Dew it" is overlayed on the image.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows two adjacent billboards. The one on the left advertises "Huggies" diapers and features a baby swinging down. The billboard on the right advertises the movie "Hitman" with an image of a man pointing a gun. The text on the billboard says: "Hitman. In Theaters Nov 21." Below these two big billboards there is also a smaller billboard for "West Side Auto Clinic" that says: "Cars Repaired".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A banana is carved into the shape of a gun.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A picture of Freddie Mercury in what looks like a quiz show setup. Four multiple choice answers are displayed: A: to break free, B: to ride my bicycle, C: it all, and D: to make a supersonic man out of you. The question is "I want...".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A map of the United States where a large portion of the country is underwater. The text above the map reads: "Scientists say this map represents the US in 30 years if we don't reverse climate change." The words "Google earth" appear at the bottom right corner.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A glass soda bottle with a label that reads "Ranch Dressing Soda", shows a picture of ranch dressing in a bowl and some tomatoes and peppers. There is a headshot of a man in the top left corner of the label.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A drawing of a person whispering into the ear of a cockatiel parrot. The text bubble above them says: "Building 7 was a controlled demolition."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is divided into three panels. The top panel shows several fighter jets flying in the sky over a desert landscape with fire and smoke in the background and the text "Born too late to deploy to the Middle East." The middle panel shows a nighttime cityscape with a mosque and golden dome in the foreground and a person standing on top of the dome, with the text "Born too early to deploy to the Middle East." The bottom panel shows a soldier in a military vehicle in a war zone with buildings in the background and the text "Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East."
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  • The Radio Demon
    1 year ago

    true fr

    The image shows a text on the top that says: "when your taking a shower and the spider in the corner starts crawling down". The bottom image shows Elsa from Frozen with a scared face, her right hand with icy elements in the air.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is split into two parts. The upper part shows a man explaining something with a frantic expression, standing in front of a wall covered with papers connected with red threads. The text says, "Me explaining that a pregnant horse can run faster cause it has two horsepower". The bottom part shows a seal with a bored and unimpressed look. The text says, "My physics teacher."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A black and white image shows a laptop displaying a question: "Do you recognize the contents of the folder?" with buttons for "YES" and "NO" below. Next to the laptop is an open folder with a creepy troll face drawing inside.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a three-part meme. The top part shows a photo of a sign that reads "Simply Swank Salon & Spa." The bottom left shows a woman yelling and pointing at another woman. The bottom right shows a white cat sitting at a table with a disapproving expression. Above the women it reads, "Simply Swank" and above the cat it reads, "Simply Wank."
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