1000+ Best You're Memes - Page 22 - Worst Jokes Ever

Excuse

245 views · Cat®️ · 4 months ago

A three-part meme showing a double amputee climbing a snowy mountain with the text 'He has no legs, climbs everest. What's your excuse?'. At the bottom, a social media comment from a man named Xavier reads, 'His legs won't hurt, Mine will'.

Exam

11 views · GG Miller · 2 years ago

A cartoon character with red hair and headphones is looking skeptically while holding a radar-like device in one hand. The text reads "When you're in the middle of an exam and the professor is explaining something to someone."

Human

16 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

i might die so i definitely will be doing this

The image shows a small, isolated house built on a rock in the middle of a body of water. The text reads, "When you're done with humans".

Pronoun

42 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

What have we humans come to?

The image contains a list of pronouns with the title "Full list of pronouns!!". It is also mentioned that the person has lost access to their other account, and this account is temporary. The list of pronouns includes: They/them/theirs/themself, He/him/his/himself, Star/stars/starself, Xey/xem/xyr/xemself, Ze/zem/zyr/zemself, It/its/itself, Bun/buns/bunself, Dragon/dragons/dragonself, Scale/scales/scaleself, Fire/fires/fireself, Wing/wings/wingself, Hoard/hoards/hoardself, Tal/talon/talons/talonself, Fla/flame/flames/flameself, Fla/Flap/flaps/flapself, My/myth/myths/mythself. Additionally, there are emojis, mostly suns, aliens, rabbits, and fire, interspersed with the text.

School

23 views · GG Miller · 2 years ago

LIKE IF YOUR NOT BLACK

A man with a beard looks annoyed. The text says, "You go to school, nothing happens. You miss one day. 6 fights, Tupac comes back, school had a blackout & Beyonce performed in the cafeteria."

Savage

30 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 1 year ago

A two-part meme. The first part shows a text message exchange where one person invites the other to a pool party and then says it was a joke. The second person replies with a whale joke. The second part shows Willem Dafoe smirking with the caption "You know, I'm something of a savage myself."

Party

9 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

she drunk

An image of Elsa from "Frozen" holding a bottle, with text that reads: "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."

House

13 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

LMAO

A yellow minion stands on the right side of the image. On the left there is a conversation between the police and a person. It reads: Police: Where do u live? Me: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Me: With Me. Police: Where do you all live? Me: Together. Police: Where is your house? Me: Next to my neighbors house. Police: Where is your neighbors house? Me: You won't believe me if I tell you. Police: Tell Me! Me: Next to my house.

School

2519 views · ur momy · 3 years ago

that one person name Jake in your school be like

An image from Spongebob Squarepants showing Spongebob standing next to a grumpy Patrick, with the text "WHY U MAD PATRICK? CAN'T SEE MY HAIRLINE"

Shower

9 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

See what had happen was

A picture of Jack Sparrow from "Pirates of the Caribbean" with different facial expressions showing his surprise while a text reads: "When you're having a whole conversation with yourself in the shower and someone knocks on the door".

Procrastination

6 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Procrastination

The image shows two Kermit the Frog figures. The first one is the regular Kermit. The second one is Kermit wearing a dark hood. The text above the image is "Me: Just sleep 20 more minutes. Me: How about 30 minutes. Me: Just skip work. Me: Just quit your job."

Wheel

629 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context

A screenshot of a website called "wheelofnames.com" with a wheel. The sections of the wheel contain: priest, prostitute, autistic, racist, transphobic, porn, woman, and shooting. To the right of the wheel there is a list with the same words. The text on top of the wheel says "The world stands with Ukraine". The website offers a feature to spin the wheel from within Discord.

Chair

18 views · arsonisfun · 2 years ago

Gotta go fast

A cartoon image of Sonic the Hedgehog pointing with the text "Eat your chair" written above him.

Friend

22 views · Chexers · 2 years ago

A skeleton with pink fairy wings and a blue tutu is holding a wand and dancing. The text says, "When you're dead inside but your best friend needs emotional support:".

Name

451 views · urfavvirgo · 2 years ago

The image shows a split panel, with the top half depicting a person pointing his finger forward with the text "What if you". The top right panel shows an image of heaven with the text "Wanted to go to Heaven". The bottom left panel shows the same person, but this time with his mouth open and finger pointing up with the text "But god said". The bottom right has a longer text asking "is your name amy and are you the smelly Indian who everyone hates because she was so fucking jealous of a guy who literally said he wouldn't online date anymore as soon as he saw your face? is that you?"

Video

18 views · Manga fan · 3 years ago

Meme:

The image shows a two-panel meme. The first panel depicts a character, Piccolo, from Dragon Ball Z, standing with his arms wide open. The second panel shows Piccolo looking surprised and a bit frantic, with yellow and green energy swirling around him. Text above the image reads: "When you get done with your Pornhub video but then see another good one..."

Friend

18 views · kiribaku · 3 years ago

when you find out your best friend is gay

A light-haired, anime-style character with a surprised expression.

Quiz

32 views · I'm ¨not¨ drunk · 3 years ago

Very interesting

The image shows a psychopathy quiz result. It says "Psychopathy Likely" and the score is 20 out of 24. It says that the quiz was answered consistently with people who score high on measures of psychopathy and psychopathic behavior, which suggests the person likely has psychopathic tendencies.

Argument

15 views · KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

when your in an argument and your mom steps in:

Two animated men are shown. One has grey hair and is leaning on his hand. The other man has dark hair, glasses and a light lab coat. Text overlay: "I would've preferred you, Kage."

Testicle

77 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Megamind says that there is no point trying to escape, as he attached a car battery to the testicles.