New You're Memes - Page 44 - Worst Jokes Ever

Heat

1 view · Chri5 · 3 years ago

oh damn

A dark-skinned man with a black face is shown on a TV screen. The text below the image reads, "when you're checking something in the oven and the heat hits you."

Guy

20 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

This is the guy in your room at night

A close-up of a man's face with wide eyes and a big smile. The text on the image says: "Running up the basement stairs again? I love a good race."

Watermelon

395 views · hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago

thanks for the information

The image shows a scarecrow dressed in a white robe and pointed hood standing in a field of watermelons. The text above the image says, "How to protect your watermelon farm".

Name

18 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Two memes in one

The image is a four-panel meme. The top-left panel shows a conversation between an interviewer and the person being interviewed, where the person gets hired by just saying "hired". Below it, there's a cartoon character that reacts cheerfully. The top-right panel shows Mr. Bean with his eyes wide open, and the bottom-right panel shows Mr. Bean lying down sleeping. The text says "Me in post-lunch meetings in office" and "Me in post-lunch meetings while WFH", respectively.

Weed

3 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

when your little sisters room smells like weed

The image shows a close-up of Kevin Hart with a surprised expression and his eyes wide open. The text 'WTF?' is overlaid at the top of the image.

Mom

315 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

Just a dark humor joke

A man with gray hair and a beard sits at a table with a bottle of beer, looking at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "The thing about 'your mom' jokes is that they're all old and overly used... like your mom."

Skydiving

11 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

Good luck getting her out

A photo taken from above shows a dark body of water shaped like a person with arms and legs spread, with the text "So sorry to hear about your mom's skydiving accident." above and below the image.

Love

3 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Period Cardi

The image contains two pictures of Cardi B. On the left, she is looking with a neutral expression. On the right, she is laughing holding a teacup. Underneath is text: "them: are you in love with anybody in your life? me: yeah, myself."

Pussy

114 views · Bozo · 3 years ago

you heard him, quit being a pussy

A cartoon image of a turtle with a sword. The text on the image says "Quit being a pussy and confess to your crush already."

Shower

67 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Reasons for having a shower

A pie chart shows that the main reason for taking a shower is to have 10 minutes to think about everything that's gone wrong in your life. Only a small sliver of the chart is dedicated to nice warm water and getting clean.

Girlfriend

13 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A side-by-side comparison of a girlfriend and a Keetongu figure, listing their attributes in table form. The girlfriend is described as being pretty but not always, knows makeup, will choose a bad boy, can break your heart, forces you to choose between her and friend, and is a weak fighter that needs protection. Keetongu is described as beautiful, with a symmetric shape, knows every kind of poison, will distinguish good and evil, will always protect with an absorbing shield, will help you save your friend, and can crush Sidorak with his bare hands.

Search history

13 views · Bozo · 3 years ago

pov: he saw your search history

A yellow minion with wide eyes and an open mouth looks shocked.

Quiz

8 views · Kai :) · 3 years ago

i took a quiz. it was so inaccurate.

The image has white text on a black background that says: "We believe you are already happy with your life and you don't need any change. Your future will be the same as it is right now."

Teacher

44 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Huh, school really is different these days.

An image with an acronym. 'N' stands for 'never', 'U' stands for 'underestimate', and 'T' stands for 'teachers'. Below, the acronym 'N.U.T.' reads 'all over your school!' To the right is a drawing of a nut.

Screen

20 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Sorry mate

A cartoon fish with headphones is mopping up a puddle. Text says: "Just let me clean your screen, the previous post was really bad."

Brother

11 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

My brother when he's mad

The image shows two pictures side by side. The first picture shows an angry Groot with a serious face. The second picture shows a smaller version of Groot running and yelling. Above both images, there is text stating: "how you think you look like when you are angry vs. how you really look cause you're 5'1"

Comment

23 views · Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

When I saw this, I couldn’t stop laughing

A screenshot of a comment section. The first comment by Rukulukukukupoopoo says: "I love your wife." The second comment is from George W. Bush and says: "So you're the one I've seen in my garden recently..."

Store

31 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Like if this is relatable

The image shows E.T. with a slightly cross-eyed expression. The text above him reads, "When your mom tells you not to touch anything in the store."

Shower

9 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

See what had happen was

A picture of Jack Sparrow from "Pirates of the Caribbean" with different facial expressions showing his surprise while a text reads: "When you're having a whole conversation with yourself in the shower and someone knocks on the door".

Ray

12 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me at school every day

An image of Barney, the purple dinosaur, looking angry and holding a yellow ball. The text overlay reads: "When you're trying to be a ray of sunshine but people keep testing you".