New You're Memes - Page 43 - Worst Jokes Ever

Music

14 views · ohio nugget · 3 years ago

when your grampa hears your music

A smiling older woman with short gray hair wearing large orange sunglasses and headphones is making the 'rock on' sign with both hands.

Biology

10 views · ohio nugget · 3 years ago

this is so funny lol

The image shows a man with a smirk reading a book. The text on the image reads: "When 9 year old you is studying biology and your friend tells you to go to page 75. You"

Friendship

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago

Friendship

The image shows three cartoon figures. The central yellow figure is labeled "ME". On the left, a blue figure labeled "MY FRIEND" is holding a knife to the central figure. On the right, a green figure labeled "MY OTHER FRIEND" is also holding a knife to the central figure. Text at the top reads: "WHEN YOUR FRIENDS HATE EACH OTHER".

Kid

21 views · ohio nugget · 3 years ago

the one kid in your class that eats super loud

A cartoon fish is eating a burger with the text '[CHEWING LOUDLY]' below him.

Kid

15 views · ohio nugget · 3 years ago

that one cool kid in your class

A chihuahua wearing a light blue hoodie is looking at the camera. The dog has a slightly smug look.

Stuff

8 views · ohio nugget · 3 years ago

lol

The image shows a man with disheveled hair smiling. The text reads "Don't worry about getting older. You're still gonna do dumb stuff, only slower."

Class

40 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

So truee

A close-up shot of a man's face looking through a small window. The text overlaid on the image reads: "Walking past a class that your friend is in."

Lie

7 views · SmileU · 3 years ago

Your life is a lie

The image shows a cartoon figure with a yellow exterior and a cross-section revealing simplified organs and bones. The text reads, 'THIS IS WHAT A NORMAL HEALTHY HUMAN LOOKS LIKE'.

Shower

11 views · stillwaiting.. · 3 years ago

A man in a work uniform is awkwardly mid-step in a store aisle. The text says, "When your shower is too hot and it hits your back."

Animal

165 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Most autisitic person ever.

A tweet with the text "And YES it's possible for an animal to be trans. Your cat having a penis does not make it male. It's animal abuse to misgender your animals." followed by a picture of a man with a shocked expression. Below the picture is the text "We're hitting autism levels that shouldn't even be possible."

Employment

22 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Note for employers

The image shows a four-panel meme. Each panel has a different statement on the left side and a corresponding picture of a brain on the right. The statements, in order, are: "You're fired", "Your employment is hereby terminated", "You're jobn't", and "You're promoted to customer". The images of the brain show its evolution and increasing enlightenment.

Story

27 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

*Explosion in background*

A four-panel comic shows a crying man with glasses saying "You need to be more inclusive and tell LGBTQ stories to your children!!" A buff, bearded man replies "OK." In the next panel, the crying man is even more upset. The buff man says to a small boy "Son, this is the story of Sodom and Gomorrah..." An explosion is in the background.

Building

15 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.

A grayscale image of a stuffed dolphin with a tie around its neck. It has a single tear under its eye. Text below says: "And they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine."

Distance

18 views · God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

The image shows two frames. In the top frame, a person with a blurry face and camo clothing is firing a rifle at a target in a field. Another person is standing in the background. In the bottom frame, a man with a hat is standing on a road and looking at the camera with a smile on his face. Text on the image reads: "Adam: The next distance we'll be firing from is 500 yards. The distance of your average restraining order."

Eye test

39 views · God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

A letter from NHS Foundation Trust to Mr Andrew Lang, confirming his next eye appointment on Tuesday 1 March 2016 at 12:45pm. The letter is dated 17 February 2016.

Cake

47 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

It was my math teachers birthday a few days ago and i sent him this meme

A cake in the shape of a calculator with the text "Perfect cake for" above it. The cake also has several math equations that equal 43, along with the text "Congratulations on 43 years of service". At the bottom, it says "Your maths teacher's Birthday" with a winking face and laughing emojis.

Shower

17 views · hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago

fr

A man in a black uniform shirt and tan pants is in the middle of a store aisle. He has a very distinct pose with his left leg lifted in the air as though he's been startled. He is looking directly at the camera. The text at the top reads, "When your shower is too hot and it hits your back."

Game

24 views · hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago

Fr tho

A man with tears running down his face. The text overlay reads: "When your homie is on the enemy team and you're the last two players."

Homie

62 views · hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago

Bruh

The image shows a person with a disturbing facial expression with the text 'When you realize your homie is asleep and two testicals are worth 70,000.'

Girl

27 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Half the damn girls on this site bruh

The image shows a pH scale with colors ranging from red (acidic) to blue (basic). The text on the image reads "OH YOU THINK YOU'RE A 10? MAYBE ON THE PH SCALE COS DAMN GIRL YOU BASIC."