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Evil Duck Lords Of America

The meme shows the definition of Anatidaephobia, which is the fear that a duck is watching you. Then, it shows a picture of a cute duckling and asks what people think the duck, named Jimmy, is afraid of. The bottom half of the meme shows a small bird hiding in a wooden structure, showing what Jimmy is actually afraid of.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A picture of a duck looking through an airplane window. The text on the image reads: "Anatidaephobia. The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. You can run, but you can never hide."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a yellow duck stands alone, and the text reads, "There is no grim reaper." In the second panel, the same duck stands with the text, "There is only the duck of death." In the third panel, the duck is walking, and the text says, "At the end he waddles in and claims your soul." In the fourth panel, a Grim Reaper is next to text that reads, "We only made up the grim reaper so you wouldn't feel so stupid about being killed by a duck." In the fifth panel, the duck stands with the text "But it's really just going to be this cute." In the final panel, the same duck is pulling a person by their foot. The person is lying on the ground with the text, "Please don't be all angry about this. It's just the way it is."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A white duck is wearing big, round, white sunglasses. The text says 'why you should have a duck'.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A white duck stands on a wooden deck. The text overlaid on the image reads, "Mess with the quack, You get attack."

SlothyMemes

A four-panel comic featuring two characters: one with a beard, and two with a fairy-like appearance, with pink and green hair. In the first panel, the bearded character wants a "100K loan" for his business, and in the second panel, the fairy character denies the loan. In the third panel, the bearded character requests the loan for a psychology degree, and in the fourth panel, the fairy agrees that's a great idea.

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A group of adorable kittens is sitting in a cardboard box. The text says, "CATS - YOU SPEND HUNDREDS ON TOYS AND THEY TAKE THE MOST ENJOYMENT FROM A FREE CARDBOARD BOX."

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A cat is sitting at a table with a plate in front of it. The text reads "Sir, would you like a fish taco?" Below this is an image of a taco filled with goldfish crackers.

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A cat with wide eyes is looking at the camera. Above the cat is written: "NO NEED TO SHOWER." Below the cat: "I BATHED YOU IN YOUR SLEEP."

Adolf kitler

A black and white cat with large, green eyes stares intently at the camera. The text above the image says, "When a cat closes its eyes around you it means it trusts you" My cat:

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A close up of a cat's face with big eyes. The text reads "Human... are you awake?"

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A sloth with a sly smile looking at the viewer. The text on the image says: "Hey - guess what? I tied your shoe laces together when you weren't looking."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

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A man covered in mud is carrying a muddy dog on his shoulders. The dog has something in its mouth. The text overlay says, "Here's a story that needs to be told...."

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A sloth is being held by a human hand. The text overlay says, "Hey, guess what? I tied your shoe laces together when you weren't looking."

Adolf kitler

A white fluffy cat with a grumpy expression. Text overlay: "When your human won't feed you for the 42nd time today:"

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A photo shows a sloth being held by two people, one of whom is wearing a police uniform. The text overlay says, "YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY SLOTH FU".

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A photo of two cats, one of them is jumping up with both paws in the air, as if in a frantic state, and another one is sitting still, looking at the jumping cat, on a wood floor with text above the two cats that says: "WHEN YOU SEE YOUR HUMAN TAKING YOUR FOOD OUT."

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Guys I cant see him

A sloth is lying on the ground with its head towards the viewer. Above the sloth, the words "ninja sloth" are written in a black box. Below the sloth, the phrase "shhhhh you don't see me" is visible.

Adolf kitler

A cat is lying on its back on a couch with the text 'Cause of death: Missed you a lot.' written on the image.

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A black and white cat sits on a grey carpet. There is an orange ball and a toy mouse in front of the cat. The meme says "A TRADE OFFER". On the left it says "I recieve: - nice home - gravy tubes - pets - birb watching". On the right it says "you recieve: - me".

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