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RapBoat

KNOW THE WORK RULES
She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty
(Booty)
Grippy, huh
Grippy, I call her that 'cause it's grippy
APPROPRIATE
AWWW.YOU'RE
SWEET.
INAPPROPRIATE
HELLO, HUMAN
RESOURCES?!
MAX
SUNNY STREET 2013 Max Garcia

Heroin Monkey

HITMAN ✓
@Hitman
Work has been good lately.
Jokes aside, if Agent 47 was involved, he
would not make it that obvious.
Wall Street Silver
@WallStreetSilv. 2d
Boeing Employee of the year 2024

Heroin Monkey

Op-Ed by Frank T. Rutherford
Conservative political analyst, hat
connoisseur
Op-Ed: Today's Youth
Simply Don't Have The
Work Ethic To Build
The Gulags Needed For
Their Communist
Ideals

Anonymous

None of the new Willy Wonka
movies have understood that Gene
Wilder's version of Wonka worked
because you felt like there was a
real chance he was just gonna sit
there and watch those kids die
boredpanda.com

Unimportant Intelligence

It works, my brother has never slept better

DID YOU KNOW?
IF YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH FOR
A LONG TIME YOU CAN SLEEP FOREVER

Anonymous

Doing Gods work wad

I GOT
HIM! I SAVED
BLACK BABY
JESUS!

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️

🤫🧏‍♀️

draw
Do your
school work
OR
25
Some kid in my class

UNO

Jazzy💕

It doesn't rlly work but yeah

When your mom yelled at you and
your elder sibling tries to comfort you

Your local comrade

The top half of the image shows a sign that reads "Employees Must Wash anus" with a symbol of hands washing. Below the sign is a cartoon character with a serious expression. At the bottom of the image is the text "Good soldiers follow orders."

Your local comrade

The meme shows a blurry, black and white image of a plague doctor with the text "when the leeches don't work".

Anonymous

The CONSTITUTION is not optional.

PICTOPHILE APP
Czech government tells its citizens how
to fight terrorists: Shoot them
yourselves
0024K
we can't
expect God
to do all
the work.

Anonymous

I’m a professional 😉

A man is shown in five different panels. In the first panel, he is yelling: "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?". The second panel shows another man, who responds: "SHE WAS LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!". In the third panel, the first man is yelling: "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!". In the fourth panel, he is throwing a chair, and yelling: "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!". In the fifth panel, he is pointing and yelling: "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"

Anonymous

Genuine question to you all

The image is a table with the title "How are you still alive!?" There are eight numbered rows, each with a different answer: #1 "I'm not." #2 "I HAVE NO IDEA!" #3 "I had to go to work today." #4 "I'm doing science and I'm still alive." #5 "Too much swag." #6 "$7.52". #7 "yro'ue" and #8 "Spite". There's a signature "Bc" in the top right corner.

Anonymous

My friend is has the best ideas

A screenshot of a discord conversation. Windy says that hopefully a bad situation wont happen, and the two friends might work it out. Seth replies with 'Eh'. Windy then says if the situation happens too much, to just put the persons parents in a retirement home. Seth replies with 'Lmao'.

Anonymous

True.

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel has Nicolas Cage looking concerned with the text "The System Is Broken And It Must Be Fixed". The bottom panel shows Pedro Pascal smiling with the text "The System Is Working Exactly As Intended And Must Be Destroyed".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel is a picture of a woman looking distressed with the text "Designers, when a company hires another designer" and "Am I not enough?". The bottom panel shows a picture of a chimpanzee with the text "Engineers, when company hires another engineer" and "Apes together strong."

Heroin Monkey

A man is crouching in a field with his arms outstretched. Above him, the text reads: "How life feels when you quit work and become a full-time alcoholic."

Heroin Monkey

A man in a light blue shirt squats on a grassy hill with a city in the background. The text above him says, "How life feels when you quit work and become a full-time alcoholic."

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

This definitely works

The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.

RapBoat

The image shows a text about Chance the Rapper releasing an album after three years. He says he is proud, but the text continues with the reaction of the entire rap community who say "Hahaha. This sucks man." Below the text there is a picture of a man looking up with the caption "Hahaha. This sucks man."

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