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Phone

2 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

dum asses

A yellow minion is looking to the left. The text above the minion says: Today I sent out a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" Below the minion, there is another text, which says: 12 people called me... I need smarter friends.

Bug

40 views · randomone · 2 years ago

Asians will tell you:

A character with white hair and a bandaged eye is talking inside a text box which is saying: "Bugs are quite nutritious. If you get hungry out in the wild, feel free to chow down."

Trip

2 views · King bob · 3 years ago

A group of people dressed as Ronald McDonald are standing closely together. The text reads "Me and my friends planning a trip that will never happen".

Population

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a celestial body such as an asteroid impacting the Earth. The text reads: "This will affect the trout population I think."

Ice Cream

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An image shows an ice cream bar with almonds with sections highlighted and labeled "ummmm...", "amazing", "amazing but will end soon". The last section is a picture of a beaver gnawing on a tree.

Number

6 views · Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments

The image shows four panels with different ducks. The first panel features a duck with a stern look called "Dug." The second panel has a white duck called "Polar Duck." The third panel shows three ducks in trench coats and hats called "The Quack Troop." The last panel is a close-up of a duck's head called "Big Quack." Above the panels, it says, "One will protect you, the rest will attack you, choose wisely."

Girlfriend

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧ · 2 years ago

toastie will you do this with me

A photo shows two people in dinosaur costumes walking down a street. The text above them says: "My family: For sure when he gets a girlfriend, he'll mature. My girlfriend and I:".

Government

23 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image consists of six panels arranged in a 2x3 grid. The top row shows Donald Trump giving a thumbs up and Kamala Harris clapping, with the text 'No matter which candidate you vote for.' Below them are images representing various problems: a person peeking through blinds representing government spying, a stealth bomber dropping bombs representing military actions, a man lighting a cigar with a dollar bill representing the rich getting richer, Uncle Sam laundering money representing tax fraud, police in riot gear representing police brutality, and a weight with the word 'debt' chained to a map of the US representing rising national debt. Text below each image describes each of these themes.

World

5 views · Hailey ❁ · 3 years ago

My work here is done.

The image says "Be kind to yourself because..." followed by six reasons to be kind to yourself: 1. No one will ever be kind to you as much as you will be to yourself. 2. You deserve to receive all the kindness back in the world that you give out. 3. Being kind to yourself will add up to your self love and value and you will end up feeling much better than you did before. 4. It is a form of respecting and accepting yourself for who you are which can also encourage you to become more than you are. 5. It will expand your inner beauty which will shine on the outside. 6. Kindness makes your world and the world around you better.

WiFi

28 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

Duck

46 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A white domestic duck stands facing right on a plain white background. Above the duck, in black text, it reads: "This is just a normal duck, nothing will happen if you like this photo".

Car

GG Miller · 3 years ago

so true

A sad looking minion stands beside the text: "Smart cars, smart TVs, smart phones... When will they start making smart people?"

Music

2 views · LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

stotpify

The image shows text that reads: "Me: *doing the laundry while listening to Spotify* Spotify: (I'm Not Okay, I'm Promise by My Chemical Romance will play next.) *song ends* *ukelele music plays* Me:" Below this text, there is an image of a blue, four-like cartoon character with an angry expression.

Gf

4 views · Harpersphone · 3 years ago

C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy

The image shows a text message conversation where someone asks "Well will you be my gf?" and is labeled as ME. Another person responds "What do you think?" and is labeled as Her. The person labeled ME responds with "Idk", followed by a "mhm" from Her.

Star

4 views · Yuri · 2 years ago

Twinkl twinkl littel star

A cartoon of a person and a star. The person's speech bubble says "twinkle twinkle little star" and the second one says "I will hit you with my car".

Question

26 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Send the numbers and i will answer honestly

A black and white image titled "ASK THE ADMIN" with the Instagram handle "IN.LOVE.WITH.BOOKSLIG" below it, followed by a list of 50 questions. Each question is numbered. There are heart symbols at the top corners of the image.

Guess

Smexy Baka · 3 years ago

I made this lol and if you guess right i will follow you

Two cartoonish characters. One is green and has a band-aid over the eyes, appears flustered. The other character is blue, has a crown, and has a cross in place of an eye and seems happy.

Halloween

5 views · mal♡ · 2 years ago

The image shows two scenes of the same bathtub. In the first scene, a person is relaxing in the tub, saying, "I am so relaxed." In the second scene, a second person has appeared in the tub, wearing a witch hat, and says, "Surprise!" The first person is clearly shocked and asks, "Why is this happening?"

Will

46 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Greece

32 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A man with a large mustache and slicked-back dark hair, wearing a red t-shirt with the Turkish flag's crescent and star symbol. Behind him, a Turkish flag hangs on the wall. Above him, a social media comment is visible, stating "GREEK WILL DESTROY TURKEY" and featuring various emojis including the Turkish flag, sick faces, the Greek flag, and thumbs up.

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