New Why Memes - Page 11 - Worst Jokes Ever

Scare

Kai :) · 3 years ago

why does it actually scare me ;-;

A small, fluffy white cat with its tongue slightly sticking out is centered on a black background.

Secret

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys

The image shows a disassembled car key at the top and a drawing of a mechanical character with glowing blue eyes with the text "I know the secrets of the machine". The caption at the top reads "when you learn how to disassemble your car key".

Testicle

CUTE BOY😝 · 3 years ago

HAHA

A cat sits with its paws folded in front of it at a table. The text above and below the cat reads: "Why don't you have a seat and explain where my testicles went."

Cat

COOL B*TCH · 3 years ago

WHY THIS

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a close-up of a cat with wide eyes looking upwards in a state of surprise. The bottom panel shows a drawing of a face with wide eyes and an open mouth in an exaggerated expression of shock. The text 'WHY THIS' is on top of the image.

Mom

ur momy · 3 years ago

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns. The left side is titled "To Mom" and lists various requests and questions such as "I'm hungry", "Where are you", "Can you ask Dad?", "He hurt me", and so on. The right column, titled "To Dad" has only one question, "Where's Mom?"

School

ur momy · 3 years ago

that one person name Jake in your school be like

An image from Spongebob Squarepants showing Spongebob standing next to a grumpy Patrick, with the text "WHY U MAD PATRICK? CAN'T SEE MY HAIRLINE"

Friend

ur mommy · 3 years ago

talking to your friend Jake in school be like

The image shows a still from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants. Spongebob is on the right looking angry at Patrick on the left who also looks angry. The text overlay reads, "WHY U MAD PATRICK? I CAN'T SEE MY HAIRLINE!"

Mom

ur mommy · 3 years ago

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns, the left side says "To Mom:" and lists several needs and questions commonly asked by children such as "I'm hungry...", "Where are you?", "Can you help me...". On the right side, it says "To Dad:" and below that "Where's Mom?"

Gay People

ur mommy · 3 years ago

gay people

The image shows a white fetus against a black background, superimposed on a rainbow circle. Text above the fetus says, "Thinking Straight about Being Gay. Why it Matters if We're Born That Way".

Drug

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Guys, it isn what we thou-

A screenshot of a message thread with the text: "What if the air we breathe is really a drug that makes us see a dazed version of the world but when people take real 'drugs' and trip they see the real world and that's why they're illegal."

Dinner

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Why did I find this?!

Two characters from a video game. One, labeled "HER," is on the left, kneeling and facing away from the viewer with blonde hair. The second character, labeled "Me," is on the right, also with blonde hair, facing slightly away from the viewer.

Best Friend

Jade that's depressed · 3 years ago

Bestfriend meme

The image shows a two-panel scene from a TV show. In the top panel, a man stands on a ledge and says, "I'm going to jump!". In the bottom panel, another man with a megaphone yells "Do a flip!" while text above him reads "*best friend*".

Shower

Yourgirl_gabby13! · 3 years ago

Why is it spicy?

A man in a green polo shirt and khaki pants is flailing his arms and legs in a silly way, as if in reaction to something unpleasant. Text on top says: "When your shower is too hot and it hits your back."

Clown

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

🤡🤡

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows a man with a slightly sinister smile. Below that is the same man with a slightly different expression. The top right panel shows Pennywise the clown smiling with a slightly scary look. The bottom right shows a different, more serious facial expression of the same clown. The text in the image reads: "I DON'T LIKE CLOWNS. WHY, THEY SCARE YOU? NO, THEY TASTE FUNNY."

Creature

9ddytwasdfcgvhbjk65e4w35s4e6drtyiuopuy6 · 3 years ago

Ohio

A black screen with a blurry image of a large, dark creature with horns. Above the image it says "Only in Ohio". Below the image there are two text boxes that read "Tried to take a walk in Ohio" and "Why is there a big ahh creature".

Symptom

kanade otonokoji · 3 years ago

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A block of black text on a white background describes someone's worry and possible fear. It mentions irregular heartbeat, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, chest pain, dizziness, pale skin, vomiting blood, and screams. It also mentions that someone's information was a lie and that something is horribly wrong with this family. The text concludes that Elyssa is screaming loudly.

Media

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

Stop.

A tweet by Calvin asking why the media isn't reporting on what Zeus looks like without hair or beard, followed by two cartoon images of Zeus, one with his trademark hair and beard and the other with a bald, smooth head.

Heaven

C A S N O V A · 3 years ago

why is it true

An image showing two different pictures of the anime character Hisoka. On the top, a scene showing his face and the text "I'm waiting at Heaven's Arena. Hisoka: 'Hangs up'". Below, there is a thermal image of Hisoka with color codes indicating temperature, showing that Hisoka is "heating up". At the bottom there's the text "Faceb.com/HunterxHunterMemes".

Knight

Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows eight characters from Hollow Knight, each with a short description of their personality. The characters are "knight", "git gud", "corn", "cloth", "(s)quirrell", "tissue", "zote THE MIGHTY", and "mr mushroom".

Password

Erichh · 3 years ago

Friends who can't speak german always ask why my passwort is 19275716817...

The image shows a person's face, overlaid with a table containing chemical elements and their atomic weights, as they appear in the periodic table.