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9 months ago

You are god if you can do any of these

The image shows a collage of four different images. The top left image shows Thor's hammer. The top middle image shows a sword stuck in a stone. The top right image shows a smiling baby with the text "THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN THE COMBINE COMES OUT OF THE SHED". The bottom left image shows hands trying to remove a bucket. The bottom right image shows a sign with text: "EVERY TWENTY MINUTE JOB IS ONE BROKEN BOLT AWAY FROM BECOMING A THREE DAY ORDEAL."
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  • Cat

    8 months ago
    A photo of two cats, one of them is jumping up with both paws in the air, as if in a frantic state, and another one is sitting still, looking at the jumping cat, on a wood floor with text above the two cats that says: "WHEN YOU SEE YOUR HUMAN TAKING YOUR FOOD OUT."
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  • Star Wars

    1 year ago
    Darth Vader is standing in a smoky red environment with a red light saber in his hand. The text reads: "When you're the first to get full netherite."
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  • Font

    9 months ago

    I know

    A baby is standing in front of an open drawer full of diapers. The baby has diapers on its head. The text on the image says: "WHEN YOU CAN'T DECIDE WHAT FONT TO USE"
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  • Cat

    8 months ago
    A white fluffy cat with a grumpy expression. Text overlay: "When your human won't feed you for the 42nd time today:"
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  • Cat

    8 months ago
    A black and white cat with large, green eyes stares intently at the camera. The text above the image says, "When a cat closes its eyes around you it means it trusts you" My cat:
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  • Uranium

    8 months ago
    A white cat with its tongue sticking out and eyes closed, as if savoring something. Text above the cat reads: "Me when I am offered 17 kilograms of uranium-376."
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  • Family

    7 months ago
    Mr. Krabs and Spongebob sit around a campfire. The text overlay reads, "When you're old enough to learn the family lore and find out the monsters you're related to."
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  • Condom

    1 year ago
    The image shows a meme with text at the top and a picture of a man looking bewildered at the bottom. The text reads: "Mom: 'Your sister is turning nine, buy a candle with the number on it.' Gf: 'Buy some condoms.' The cashier when I get to the counter:"
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    <
1 LEX Retweeted
pam
@pamelaeus
Thread
this is what girls under 5'4 look like
when theyre mad
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  • Sibling

    1 year ago

    It doesn't rlly work but yeah

    Two puppies are sitting next to each other. One puppy, slightly larger and tan, is hugging the other puppy, who is smaller and black. The image text reads: "When your mom yelled at you and your elder sibling tries to comfort you."
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  • Friend

    1 year ago
    A woman smiles as if listening to something on her phone. The text reads: "When your friend makes a mean joke but you love it cause you're also evil."
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  • School shooting

    1 year ago
    Skeletor looking up with an open mouth and a worried expression. The text says: "When you're shooting up the school and bust into the special ed class and the autistic kid tries to summon a force shield."
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  • Client

    1 year ago
    A photo of a shorse, a creature with the head of a shark and the body of a horse. The text above reads, "When the client wants to combine options 1 and 2." Below the image, it says "SHORSE". There's also the text "IG: @theuncountableagency" at the bottom of the image.
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  • Body

    1 year ago
    A blurry image of Elmo with the text: "When you're about to go to sleep but your body does that fake fall thing."
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  • Fun

    1 year ago
    A meme with a picture of a young child with wide eyes drinking from a cup with a straw. The text above the image says: "When someone asks you what you do for fun and you don't know how to tell them your favorite past time is watching shows about people being murdered."
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  • Argument

    1 year ago
    A person is lying on the floor, looking distressed. The text says, "me laying in bed at 3 am when i realize i should've said something else in an argument i had in 2011".
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  • Memes

    11 months ago
    Sarah
Chongalongadong
when you hug a guy and you
smell his colon
11/7/14, 2:36 AM from Queens, NY
tayLORD.
ErykanBaDent
When you can still smell his colon
on your pillows even though he's
not there >>>>>>>>
@RichOrb
I love when I can smell a guy's
colon as he walks by
7/14/14, 10:13 AM
jen
basedgin
Stylish Sweetheart
KAY5wEels
after you hug a boy and you smell
like his colon <33
I smell like his colon now
11/12/14 1:16 PM
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    Social medium

    1 year ago
    The image shows three panels. The top panel shows three aliens with the text "Do you think humans have caught up to us yet?" on the left and "I don't know, let's take a look at their social media" on the right. The middle panel is a distorted image of a frog with a red glow and the text "When it's soup time". The bottom panel shows the same three aliens, with the text "It turns out, they have surpassed us".
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  • Pregnancy

    1 year ago
    The top panel shows a cartoon character, Phineas, looking pregnant with a pink heart coming out of his belly button. Below it is a man in medieval armor holding a shotgun with the text "ME" above him, and the text "*pumps shotgun with religious intent*" below him.
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