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Relationship

Why should you care · 1 year ago
  • life trick: don't get in relationships so nobody can break them

    The image consists of two panels. The left panel shows a cartoon of a blond male character looking to the side with the text 'girls: omg i dont want to crack my neck it might break :(' and 'boys:' The right panel shows a real person holding a shovel and a tub of ice cream with the text 'Girls after breakup: *talks and shares their pain with their friends*' and 'Guys after breakup: I am going to eat this ice-cream with my tactical shovel.'
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  • Adult

    Why should you care · 1 year ago
  • The image shows two panels. The top left panel has a photo of a car bumper with a sticker saying 'ADULTS ON BOARD WE WANT TO LIVE TOO'. The bottom left panel shows a man with a sly smile saying 'Do we though?' On the right is a text post saying 'What doesn't end you only makes you develop a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.'
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  • Roblox

    DAP ME UP · 1 year ago
  • UMM ??? AGREEABLE MUCH.

    A screenshot of a Twitter conversation. Charli D'Amelio states "Roblox is trash, I like Fortnite better". The official Roblox account replies "I don't care, Fortnite doesn't want you anyways too..." and someone else says "I couldn't agree more with Roblox. Girl thought she is important".
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  • Hand

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A painting of two women. The one at the top is raising her arms with an angry expression and the text "Runneth up bitch" above her. The lower woman is holding out her hand towards the other, with the text below: "Thou doth not want these hands."
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  • Shrimp

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A close-up photo of a cooked shrimp. The text overlay says: "Repost if you like shrimp. Or want to rail a cat for 12 hours straight."
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  • Stuff

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A cartoon shows a man standing atop a large pile of money, holding a sign that says "TAX CUTS." He is yelling "YOU JUST WANT FREE STUFF!!" while pointing at a group of people holding signs that say "Affordable Housing", "Universal Healthcare", and "Affordable College".
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  • Mental Health

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows two people, one fat and one skinny. A faucet is pouring water into the fat person's mouth, labeled "mental health support," while a few drops are going toward the skinny person. The fat person is labeled "Woman feeling a bit down today" and the skinny person is labeled "Man who wants to kill himself".
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  • Cake

    MEME LORD · 1 year ago
  • A layered cake with blue, pink, and white frosting is sitting on a white cake stand. The question is asked if the cake is scary and a comment below states that they have always wanted a cake that cuts itself.
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  • Bill

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A receipt with the text: Bill. Dine In. Server: Jessica A. Tab: Bill. 1 Pina Colada "Extra Creamy" Idfk. That's just what he said he wanted. I guess add whip before you blend. Idfk. I hate it here.
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  • Computer

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A computer screen shows a pop-up with the text "Are you want. Are you want.". Below are two buttons "YES" and "NO".
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  • Haircut

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows two statues. One statue has a hand on a head with a shaver. The first statue is asking about the haircut, and the other is asking about the meaning of want. The first says, "Say no more, fam".
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  • Celebrity

    RealBoat · 1 year ago
  • No shit lmao

    A photo shows Diddy in white clothes with his arms raised, surrounded by other people and paparazzi at an event. Text in the lower part says, "Celebrities who partied with Diddy may want to contact their lawyers".
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  • Man

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • A young man in glasses taking a mirror selfie in a bathroom, with the text "WHAT A STYLISH YOUNG MAN I WONDER WHAT HE WANTS TO DO WITH HIS FRIENDS" overlaid.
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  • Tax dollar

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A black and white photo of Jimmy Carter with a quote attributed to him: "If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying you want a country based on Christian values, because you don't."
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  • Toy

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A child's worksheet with a drawing of two characters. The one on the left is yelling, 'You broke my toy!' Red laser beams are coming from their eyes, while 'pee' and 'fart' are labeled next to their legs. The character on the right has laser beams coming from their eyes as well and says 'Homander, F*** I want' in their speech bubble. The worksheet is titled 'Making Up' by Aiden.
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  • Ad

    MEME LORD · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of an online personal ad. The headline reads 'I need a female to fart in my mouth - m4w - 34 (Detroit)'. Below the headline, there is a photo of a man and his age listed as 'age : 34'. The ad text reads: 'I want a big beautiful black lady here in Detroit to fart in my mouth with gas. I just want you to get on the couch and bend over so I can open my mouth wrap my lips around your asshole. I need you to fart loud and long filling up my mouth, while I masturbate.'
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  • Pizza

    Nintendo Fan · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a father and son sitting at a table in a restaurant. The father is looking at his son with a smile, and the son is looking back at his father with a slight smile. There is also a plate of food and a glass on the table. Above the image it says, "Waiter: Kids under 12 eat for free" and "Dad: My son wants 4 large Pizzas and one water for me".
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  • Kamala Harris

    Willy b · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a social media post on a dark background. The top half shows a news broadcast split-screen featuring Tucker Carlson on the left and David Daleiden, identified as a pro-life activist, on the right. The text on the news image mentions "Kamala wanted to obstruct investigation into the sale of baby body parts." The post text below reads: "When two undercover investigators secretly taped Planned Parenthood admitting selling baby parts (a felony), Calif Attorney General prosecuted the undercover investigators, NOT Planned Parenthood. That Attorney General was Kamala Harris."
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  • Babe

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a text message exchange. The first message says, "Hey babe, I'm horny send dunes." The reply asks, "Don't you mean nudes?" The original sender says, "Nah, I want to see them sexy ass sand formations."
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  • Shrek

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • Shrek walks down a hallway with a big smile. The text on the image reads, "When the joke is so funny HR wants to hear it in person."
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