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Heroin Monkey

A picture of a couple followed by a picture of a dead Godzilla lying on a small cart. The text above the couple says, "Me n my man bit yawl holes jelust ova us we luk gud af yawl holes caint half my man and I downt wont nun yawl Brook ass dood Eva." The text above the dead Godzilla says, "Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, two figures are depicted. One on the left with a turban states three rules: "no wishing for death", "no falling in love", and "no bring back dead people." In the second panel, the same turbaned figure states, "There are 4 rules" while the other figure says, "I want my rifle to moan when I load a new mag."

Anonymous

Saturday 10:25 PM
Wyd baby girl→
Today 8:02 AM
I want your lil autistic ass to be
mine
Wyd today

Anonymous

NOTSOSA
@THISISNOTSOSA
FUCK PETCO I WANT MY MONEY
BACK....TF IS THIS?!!!!
@pokeyparrot1027

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

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Baby listen... 11:44 pm
Sadcasm
Say baby
11:44 pm
Let's breakup 11:45 pm
I wanted to say this from a long time
ago,
I thought it may hurt you, but you also
feel the same let's breakup then, bye
11:46 pm
And marry

A Star Wars Fan

WANTED
DEAD or ALIV
They just can't get my nose right!
@potterr_memes
At least you have a nose!!!

tabs1528

Russia, be come here.
What is want, Polan?
BLYAT!!!
Russia am trick!
OH KURWA!
XaXaXa!!! Polan cannot into the trick Rossiya!

Heroin Monkey

@Darth Plagiari
She wanted a knight in
shining armor
armor but little
does she know I'm a
retard in tin foil

RapBoat

@3bladeninja21 • 6 days ago
Cole wanted a friendly fade. A slap box between
homies. Kendrick showed him what's in his
backpack and said "don't come to school
tomorrow"
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Your local comrade

I can now cross it off my bucket list

Things I Want To Do Before I Die:

Unimportant Intelligence

water puppy

More Onestogamour.com
DID YOU KNOW?
The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of
misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle.
ROFLBOT

RapBoat

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Anonymous

A dog with a hat is standing on four soda cans. The cans are labeled with the text "dumb jokes", "passionate opinions about useless shit", "the same music I've been listening to for a decade", and "wanting to die". The text "my whole personality" appears above the dog.

MEME LORD

A cartoon depiction of Dracula with a wide smile. Text below says: "ah ah ah i am lgbtq+ dracula! i want to kiss a man!"

MEME LORD

A yellow sponge in a box labeled "Yes Daddy", next to a single yellow sponge. The box states: "The Original", "New Look! Same Pleasure" and "Does anything you want a real trooper!"

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True tho🤫🧏‍♀️

The meme shows two images. The top image depicts a woman smiling, labeled 'when I mention my boyfriend to my mom'. The bottom image shows Peter Griffin holding a gun and Meg Griffin looking distressed, labeled 'WHEN I MENTION MY BOYFRIEND TO MY DAD', with the text 'I just want to talk with him' underneath.

MEME LORD

A yellow emoji with wide eyes, exaggerated eyelashes, and a large, open mouth is holding a fist to its mouth. The text above reads, "Love, that's not the coughing emoji. Edited to add: as of this morning (1st April), Tanunda is now doing a drive through. You can just explain your symptoms, and drive through and get tested - no appointment needed for this. As for the walk in clinic at the back of the hospital - this is STILL operating and STILL requires you to make an appointment. Thanks everyone! Hi everyone. A member wanted me to update you on the Corona Virus Health Testing Station set up at Tanunda Hospital. Please don't just roll up, as y..."

Anonymous

A man is sitting on a contraption with wheels. The woman in the red suit is attached to it. Another woman with a black leather outfit and a mask is pulling the contraption with a rope. Text on the image says "Jake asking Madi if she wants to "take a relaxing drive"."

Anonymous

So sick of the ads for rupaul.

Two dog characters wearing ski masks, armed with weapons, sitting in a car. In the background, a sign is visible that reads "Children's Drag Show". Above the dogs, the text says "BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD".

Heroin Monkey

The image is a collage of four images each comparing the movie "Lord of the Rings" with the children's television show "Teletubbies". The first shows a hobbit house and a teletubbies house in similar green grass. The second shows the four main hobbits and the four main teletubbies. The third shows the eye of Sauron and a sun with a baby's face. The text on the image says "You want a conspiracy theory, I'll give you a conspiracy theory:".

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