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Anonymous
1 year ago
The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Wtf is this shit and why do I kinda want it

    A picture shows a black cat heating pad placed inside a pair of black underwear. There is a control and the USB cord. Additional pairs of underwear are stacked. The text on the image says "Shop now", "Crimmy Period Underwear Panties for Teens Women, 3 Leak ...", "Amazon", and "Sponsored".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A picture of a couple followed by a picture of a dead Godzilla lying on a small cart. The text above the couple says, "Me n my man bit yawl holes jelust ova us we luk gud af yawl holes caint half my man and I downt wont nun yawl Brook ass dood Eva." The text above the dead Godzilla says, "Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, two figures are depicted. One on the left with a turban states three rules: "no wishing for death", "no falling in love", and "no bring back dead people." In the second panel, the same turbaned figure states, "There are 4 rules" while the other figure says, "I want my rifle to moan when I load a new mag."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message, sent on Saturday at 10:25 PM, reads "Wyd baby girl" with heart eyes emoji. The second message, sent today at 8:02 AM, reads "I want your lil autistic ass to be mine" with a winky face emoji. The third message reads "Wyd today."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A close-up picture of a dog with its tongue sticking out. Instead of a tail, it has what looks like two brown dreadlocks. The text above the image says, "F*** Petco, I want my money back... tf is this?"
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  • 𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message exchange. The conversation starts with "Baby listen...", followed by "Say baby <3", then "Let's breakup". The sender replies "I wanted to say this from a long time ago, I thought it may hurt you, but you also feel the same let's breakup then, bye." The final message is "And marry <3 <3".
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  • Swf
    1 year ago
    A two-panel meme. In the first panel, a man from "Tangled" holds a "Wanted" poster and complains that the drawing doesn't get his nose right. The second panel shows Voldemort from "Harry Potter" exclaiming, "At least you HAVE a nose!!!"
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  • tabs1528
    1 year ago
    A four-panel comic with crudely drawn countryballs representing Poland and Russia. In the first panel, Poland is outside a door, calling, "Russia, be come here." In the second panel, Russia peeks out from behind the door and asks, "What is want, Polan?" In the third panel, Poland says, "Russia am trick!" and Russia yells "BLYAT!!!" while turning red and expanding. In the final panel, a Soviet Union countryball emerges from behind the door, laughing, "XaXaXa!!! Polan cannot into the trick Rossiya. OH KURWA!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A person in dark, futuristic armor stands against a dark and blurry background. The text overlay reads: "She wanted a knight in shining armor but little does she know I'm a retard in tin foil."
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  • RapBoat
    1 year ago
    Screenshot of a comment that reads: "Cole wanted a friendly fade. A slap box between homies. Kendrick showed him what's in his backpack and said "don't come to school tomorrow."
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  • Your local comrade
    1 year ago

    I can now cross it off my bucket list

    The image displays the text "Things I Want To Do Before I Die:".
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  • Unimportant Intelligence
    1 year ago

    water puppy

    A shark swims in the ocean. The text reads: "Did you know? The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle."
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  • RapBoat
    1 year ago
    A photo of Drake is shown above text from The Guardian that reads, "Drake. CANADIAN RAPPER DRAKE, 37, FOUND HIMSELF SCREAMING IN HOTEL ROOM NOT WANTING TO SELF DESTRUCT."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A dog with a hat is standing on four soda cans. The cans are labeled with the text "dumb jokes", "passionate opinions about useless shit", "the same music I've been listening to for a decade", and "wanting to die". The text "my whole personality" appears above the dog.
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  • MEME LORD
    1 year ago
    A cartoon depiction of Dracula with a wide smile. Text below says: "ah ah ah i am lgbtq+ dracula! i want to kiss a man!"
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  • MEME LORD
    1 year ago
    A yellow sponge in a box labeled "Yes Daddy", next to a single yellow sponge. The box states: "The Original", "New Look! Same Pleasure" and "Does anything you want a real trooper!"
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    1 year ago

    True thoπŸ€«πŸ§β€β™€οΈ

    The meme shows two images. The top image depicts a woman smiling, labeled 'when I mention my boyfriend to my mom'. The bottom image shows Peter Griffin holding a gun and Meg Griffin looking distressed, labeled 'WHEN I MENTION MY BOYFRIEND TO MY DAD', with the text 'I just want to talk with him' underneath.
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  • MEME LORD
    1 year ago
    A yellow emoji with wide eyes, exaggerated eyelashes, and a large, open mouth is holding a fist to its mouth. The text above reads, "Love, that's not the coughing emoji. Edited to add: as of this morning (1st April), Tanunda is now doing a drive through. You can just explain your symptoms, and drive through and get tested - no appointment needed for this. As for the walk in clinic at the back of the hospital - this is STILL operating and STILL requires you to make an appointment. Thanks everyone! Hi everyone. A member wanted me to update you on the Corona Virus Health Testing Station set up at Tanunda Hospital. Please don't just roll up, as y..."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A man is sitting on a contraption with wheels. The woman in the red suit is attached to it. Another woman with a black leather outfit and a mask is pulling the contraption with a rope. Text on the image says "Jake asking Madi if she wants to "take a relaxing drive"."
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