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wait did caley date ashton this is her uwu crew bio

Trump

A black and white dog named Artoo is in front of a United States map. A list with three dots and the names Trump, Biden, and Artoo is shown on the left.

Autumn

When you do not touch grass :

Two salt shakers are sitting on lounge chairs. One asks the other if they know it is autumn. The other salt shaker is surprised, saying "Wh--" In the bottom panel, the salt shaker's eyes are glowing red, and it asks, "IT'S AUTUMN ALREADY!?"

Game

Mr. Krabs is shown on a golf course in the style of a screenshot from the cartoon "Spongebob Squarepants." The text above him reads, "Sony: Publishes a live service game that sold well. Also Sony:". The text on the bottom of the image reads, "Wait a minute, I hate PC users".

Week

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

Memes

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Nap

A four-panel comic strip shows two ducks. In the first panel, one duck tells the other, "Champ, you look exhausted. Why don'tcha take a nap?" In the second panel, the other duck says, "I don't wanna! I hate naps!" The first duck responds with, "Wait...you...what...?" In the fourth panel, the second duck exclaims, "I just want- who hates naps?!"

Plan

Who did that

A cartoon character, Gru, is shown in six panels. In the first three, Gru is showing his plans to fly to, shrink, and grab the moon. In the fourth panel, he shows a plan to sit on the toilet. The last panel shows a close-up of Gru with text "Wait... what?"

Bellatrix

The image shows a woman with wild dark hair and a dramatic expression. Text above her reads "ME. WHEN I WANT SOMETHING." The text below reads, "I don't like to be kept waiting."

Procrastination

Procrastination

An image shows Kermit the frog sitting on a white bed. Above it is written: Me: I'll do it at 8 Time: 8:05 Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now

Daniel

forgot me smh

A person wearing a racing suit and a cap is drinking from a shoe. The text on the image says, "I can't wait. 1. daniel avacado."

Meme

The image shows an upset Majin Buu from Dragon Ball Z standing beside an hourglass with green liquid. The text above the image reads, "Me waiting for the next generation, to see which kind of cursed memes we get."

Bear

A four-panel comic strip shows a father and son encountering a bear in the woods. In the first panel, the father tells the son to play dead. In the second panel, the son is lying on the ground. The bear sniffs the father in the third panel. In the final panel, the son asks why his dad isn't playing dead, and his dad replies, "Because I'm dead inside, son."

Rapper

A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The title reads "sounds about right. Fucking typical. This is how it goes with anyone I talk to". The thread shows a user asking to name two hip-hop artists so they can be compared. The first response is asking whether they meant "Aesop rock or Lupe fiasco". Then there's a response that claims that Lupe is better as a lyricist. Another user asks if they meant "aesop rock or asap rocky" because they are different rappers, to which the user replies he meant asap and that he never actually listened to Aesop rock.

Platypus

A platypus in a box with the text: "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk, it's one of the few animals that can make its own custard. AS AN ADDED BONUS HER MATE CAN POISON THE CUSTARD WITH HIS OWN VENOM."

Ohio

Two astronauts in space are facing each other. One is pointing a gun at the other. The astronaut on the left has the US flag on his uniform, the astronaut on the right has the Ohio flag. Next to them is a blue planet with a green area that is the shape of Ohio with the text "Ohio" on it. The text above the first astronaut is "Wait it's all Ohio?", and the text above the other is "Always has been"

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