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Heroin Monkey

A cartoon image shows a person in a pink bathrobe asking for a blow dryer, while a trollface character stands behind them holding a gun instead.

YumMan

POV: school shooters be like when they see students running

A GIF showing two hands. The lower hand is partially visible and has three stripes tattooed on its wrist. The index finger is pointed upwards, and a flickering flame emanates from the fingertip. Above, another hand with black fingernails is positioned.

Face mcshooty

A meme with text above a black and white image of a distorted face with wide eyes. The text is a dialogue where one person is trapped with another's sister and asks how to open the door, to which the other replies, "Just bang it really hard."

Heroin Monkey

Megamind says that there is no point trying to escape, as he attached a car battery to the testicles.

Anonymous

Shit-post master general

A person wearing a black t-shirt that says: "I'd rather be gaming, but I've got a wife to beat."

Heroin Monkey

A meme with text at the top and a blurry image of Spongebob Squarepants looking downward at the bottom. The text says, "Furries when the wolf in the woods starts ripping them apart and eating their organs instead of having hot gay anal sex with them."

Heroin Monkey

A man with glasses looks into the camera. Above him is the text: "Extra fries? I thought you said to beat up my bisexual son!"

Nico Di Anglo

A dialogue between two people, Will and Nico, is presented. Will states that violence is not the answer, to which Nico agrees. Will sighs in relief. Nico then states that violence is the question, and when Will asks what he means, Nico runs away, stating that the answer is yes. Will runs after him yelling no.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

Two hands are holding jumper cables. The text on the image says: "Your nipples. Hand them over now."

Anonymous

A man is looking to the right in a close up shot. Text above reads: "When you getting tortured by the Cartel but the leader thick ahh Colombian daughter walks in so I gotta withstand the pain so she doesn't get the ick."

Willy b

A meme with text on top that reads, "SATAN: SO WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? ME: "I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents." Underneath the text is an image of a black cat with wide eyes.

Yugi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

DAP ME UP

The image shows a text box with the following text: Prompt: Consider a problem taking place in your community and view it geographically. How does this problem affect your city on... gun violence. Large scale: more people dead. small scale: more housing available. Word Count: 12, Submitted.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A cartoon of a yellow duck holding a knife with the text "Don't duck with me" above it.

Thoughtless

A text post that says: "We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible." Followed by two comments: "what button", and "what fucking button".

Cosmo the Intern

The image shows a young boy with a green headband and several packages attached to his waist by a string. The text above the boy says "HEZBOLLAH BOYS" and the text below the boy says "THEY BLOW UP SO FAST".

Heroin Monkey

The image contains text from a news article reporting that Luigi Mangione, who was arrested for the murder of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, was part of a group of Ivy League gamers who played a game similar to Among Us. It mentions the game in the text.

Heroin Monkey

A painting of two women. The one at the top is raising her arms with an angry expression and the text "Runneth up bitch" above her. The lower woman is holding out her hand towards the other, with the text below: "Thou doth not want these hands."

DAP ME UP

?!?? TRIGGERED MUCH

The image shows a conversation between a quiet kid and another person. The text reads: QUIET KID: I GOT MURDER ON MY MIND. ME: YEAH, ITS A REALLY NICE SONG. QUIET KID: WHAT SONG?. The background image is a man with a shocked expression.

MemeDiddler

A smiling woman in a business suit points a handgun at a small gold fish.

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