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2 years ago

oh my

The meme shows two images of a man, Harold, with a forced smile, sitting at a computer with a coffee mug in hand. The text above the first image reads: "SECURITY MANAGERS BE LIKE SPENT $100K ON A NEW SECURITY TOOL" and the text above the second image says: "JUST REALIZED TEAM IS TOO BUSY TO USE IT".
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  • Place

    1 year ago
    A search bar in Google shows different search suggestions, one of them saying, "there's a platypus controlling me". Below it, a platypus with glowing green eyes stares at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "YES. I CONTROL ALL!"
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  • Bathroom

    1 year ago
    The image shows a student asking a teacher if they can use the bathroom. The teacher's response is, 'I DON'T KNOW, CAN YOU?' A picture of a man with a smirk accompanies the text.
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  • School

    2 years ago

    Meme:

    The image shows four anime characters. The text on the image says, "Coming back to school after the quarantine. Only 4 of us? We started with over 20."
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  • Hell

    1 year ago
    A close-up photo of a deodorant can with the text "WHAT THE HELL" above the can and "WERE THEY THINKING" below the instruction. The instruction says "SHAKE WELL" and there is an illustration of a hand shaking a can. There is also a "Deodorant directions" label.
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  • Cap

    1 year ago
    The image shows a tweet with a caption above three photos. The tweet says: "I was today years old when I realized that the caps on medicine bottles are actually serving sizes..." The three photos show a bottle of equate brand medicine, the inside of its cap, and the bottle with pills in the cap. Below the tweet a user says: "I used this method with adderall and im currently cutting my grass with scissors."
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  • Fuel

    8 months ago
    A tweet that says "garfields cum can be used as an alternative fuel if you consider my asshole a vehicle."
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  • Boob

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a tweet. The tweet says: "using my boobs as stress balls."
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  • Straw

    2 years ago

    HM

    A Buzz Lightyear toy figure with a straw coming out of his stomach is shown. The text says, "I don't know what's worse, the straw placement or the eye contact you'll have to make while using it."
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  • FBI

    2 years ago

    😅

    A screenshot of a message conversation. The first message says 'bro the fbi is spying on us'. The response is 'no we aren't'. There are a bunch of 'oi' messages before that.
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  • Song

    1 year ago
    The image shows a Twitter thread. The first tweet says "this mf dropped one song and dipped". There is an image of a man with a cracked effect on the right side of his face. The second tweet says "who tf is this" and the third "somebody that we used to know".
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  • Sphere

    1 year ago
    A cross-section diagram of the Y-1561 implosion sphere showing component placement with the text "You happy???"
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  • Parent

    1 year ago
    The text reads: "Did anyone else's parents used to drive them around neighborhoods to look at people's Christmas lights and it used to be the most exciting thing ever??"
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  • Player

    1 month ago
    A meme featuring an annoyed-looking, anthropomorphic caterpillar with large blue eyes and a cigarette hanging from its mouth, exhaling smoke. It is perched on a branch. Above the caterpillar, white text on a black background reads: "How Mario Kart Players look at you when you press the Gas button to drive instead of using the Japanese shiddle flick glitch that gives you a 0.2 second headstart."
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  • Money

    1 year ago
    Big Bird is standing looking downward. Below him text reads: "Big Bird once again kindly offers money to homeless Oscar. He knows fully well that Oscar would immediately use it to fulfill his heroin addiction, which is precisely what he wants. Enough money to help him stay addicted, but not enough to get him to quit or die. An endless cycle of suffering that keeps him throbbingly erect at night."
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  • Friend

    1 year ago
    A cartoon girl is shown looking distressed. The text on the image says "When you offer some Nutella to your friend and they don't want to use a spoon. Don't stick your finger inside!"
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  • Teacher

    1 year ago

    Whats up brother

    The image shows four photos of a cute, white baby goat with different expressions, arranged in a 2x2 grid. The top left photo shows the goat looking up with its head held high. The top right photo shows the goat looking to the side with a neutral expression. The bottom left photo shows the goat with a slightly smug expression. The bottom right photo shows the goat with its head tilted slightly back and eyes narrowed. The text above the image reads: "When the teacher uses your name as a good example."
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  • Google

    1 year ago
    The image shows a screenshot of a Google ban message stating "You have been banned from Google" and that access may be restored on June 26, 2033. Below is a blurry close-up of a man's face looking surprised or shocked.
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  • Sentence

    9 months ago
    The image shows a news headline that reads: "Prisoners 'could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours'" followed by the text: "Future biotechnology could be used to make prisoners feel as if they were serving a 1,000 year sentence, a team of scientists claim". Below, Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" is sitting in a chair with the text: "ah sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension" above him.
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  • US Government

    8 months ago
    A still from a movie shows two women facing each other closely, with their foreheads nearly touching, and one woman's hand on the other's face. Text overlaid on the image reads "US Government" for the woman on the left and "Wasting Money" for the woman on the right.
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