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Heroin Monkey

A red card with the text "to:" and "from:" followed by the text "show me ur breasts". On the right side, there is a drawing of Colonel Sanders, the founder of KFC.

GG Miller

A photo shows four students in school uniforms sitting in a row. The text on the image says: "When the teacher moves your seat away from your squad cuz you're disturbing but he doesn't know the whole class is your squad."

Adolf kitler

A black cat appears dramatically stretched out on a carpeted floor. The image is from a tweet saying "how ur cat sees himself when he hasn't eaten in almost an hour."

ur mommy

alex

The image shows a woman in three different frames. The first frame shows her with a tear on her face, the second frame shows her looking up and touching her eye, and the third frame shows her smiling. The text above the images reads: "When he cute, loyal, texts back in 2 seconds, likes the same music as u, and puts up with ur mood swings and attitude."

Silly Sonka

Troo, truer than ur dad coming back with dat milk

A group of six figures stand in a row. The faces are replaced with different meme characters, including Mike Wazowski, a Trollface, the Stonks meme face, Elmo, an Animal Crossing character, and Kermit. Below them in the foreground, there is a picture of a sad kitten. Above the figures it says "F*CK MY HATERS" and below the figures it says "ALL MY HOMIES HATE MY HATERS."

Ashton Parkes

ur face

A picture of Leonardo DiCaprio holding up a glass, text above him says "What's the best meme ever?" and text below him says "Your face."

αmy

will someone be my valentine

The image is a light pink background with the text "valentine, ur as cool as nick from jimmy neutron". Below this text on the left is a stick figure with the text "*swoon*" next to it, and below that is the text "jesus take the wheel". On the right side of the image is a cartoon image of Nick from "Jimmy Neutron".

i fucked ur dad last night

that one person in ur class be like

A photo of four people standing behind a counter. Three of them wear matching food costumes - one in mustard, one in ketchup, and one in a hotdog costume. The person on the left is wearing a completely different, scary costume. The text on the image reads: "There's always that one person who forgets the theme."

ur mommy

ur mommmy

The image shows a four-panel comparison. The top left panel features a woman with pink lighting, and the top right panel shows another woman with filters on her face. The bottom left panel shows a young man in a football uniform, and the bottom right panel shows another young man wearing an Adidas T-shirt.

Anonymous

A screenshot of a chat conversation on Chat Avenue shows one person accidentally saying "Ur so hot i would let u cheat on me" due to autocorrect. They then say "Woahhh wtf I just meant to say hey" and "Autocorrect fucking with me".

Anonymous

An Elf on the Shelf doll lies next to the message "UR MOM IS HOT," which is written with Cheerios.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white drawing of a shark inside a room with broken wooden planks on the floor. The shark is speaking, saying "bro please let me hit ur juul bro please" in a speech bubble. In another speech bubble, the shark says "bro please bro".

Anonymous

A yellow emoji with a simple smile and eyes, expressing ambiguity. The text reads: "I love this emoji. Is it happy? Is it lowkey pissed? Is it planning to kill you? Is it tired of ur shit? U never know."

furry memes

A cartoon furry character with blue hair sitting on a couch looking disappointed. He's holding a spoon and a container of Ben & Jerry's ice cream. Text above him reads, "when ur Ben & Jerry's is frozen shut on movie night."

AnimeGuy

Deku

A picture of a surprised-looking anime character in bed, with the text: "When ur about to go to sleep but you remember you had homework."

Anonymous

My friend is has the best ideas

A screenshot of a discord conversation. Windy says that hopefully a bad situation wont happen, and the two friends might work it out. Seth replies with 'Eh'. Windy then says if the situation happens too much, to just put the persons parents in a retirement home. Seth replies with 'Lmao'.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tweet that says "What was I cooking last night" above an image of a note in iCloud that says "Gay last supper". The note contains the following three lines: "John: omg ur body is tea", "Peter: we are eatinggggg" and "Judas: i am going to kill Jesus".

Kristian‽

CAHNGE UR PFP TO THIS

A close-up of a person's face, featuring glasses and a neutral expression.

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