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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a question "What's up with Gods holding their right hand up?" above four pictures. The first picture shows Jesus with his right hand raised. The second picture shows Shiva with his right hand raised. The third picture shows Robbie Rotten with his right hand raised, and the last picture shows Buddha with his right hand raised.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a character with a concerned expression and the text 'hold up' above his head, while below a Google search bar shows autocomplete suggestions including 'how to reverse a school shooting in Wisconsin'.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

The image is a comic strip showing three panels. In the first panel, an elderly man in military attire is talking to a younger man sitting next to him, who is also playing a video game. The text says, "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DEFEATED THE NAZIS IN HOLLAND." The younger man responds, "You have to let me go, grandpa. It's not your fault you inspired me to join the military. I knew the risks when I signed up. It was my choice." In the second panel, the younger man fades and becomes translucent. The text says, "Men shouldn't die so young." In the third panel, the elderly man is sitting alone on the chair.

Adolf kitler

A Siamese cat sits at a table, looking grumpy, with the text: "We both know the tuna's fate. Give it up."

Why should you care

The image is a two-panel meme. The left panel shows two hands holding the opposite ends of a sword-like object. The label 'Hug' is visible in the middle of the upper part, and 'Huge amount of money' on the bottom. The text above reads: 'What can make you feel better?' 'Me:'. The right panel has a picture of a person with a round face, with the text 'CHRISTMAS IS THE TIME OF GIVING' and 'SO I'M GIVING UP'.

MrBreadHead

What do you have your head up your a-

A group of people watches a dancer whose head is tucked up inside his shirt, making it look like his head is up his butt. The crowd around the dancer appears shocked and amused by the dancer's pose.

Heroin Monkey

A picture shows a child with big eyes and a very unhappy face, below the text 'When you act up in class and your teacher start calling your parents but you gave her the number to Pizza Hut.'

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three panels. The first one contains a drawing of a tentacled creature with an eye, accompanied by the text 'Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Nyarlathotep athg goboshu bug stell'bsna, uln fm'latghagl c'al r'luh goka stell'bsna Yoggoth fhtagn hal'. The second panel features a 'Wojak' character with glasses and a skeptical expression, stating 'Fuck off I don't believe in that made up nonsense'. The third panel displays a distorted Wojak figure with black eyes and a creepy smile, in front of a dark abstract background.

Chunke Monke

The image shows a close-up, distorted view of a duck or similar bird, with a chaotic scene in the background of what appears to be a messy room. Text at the top reads: "POV: bro asks you on game the get and all 'this but see' you mute and up."

Heroin Monkey

bro didnt even get the words right

An image shows Explain Bear explaining the meaning of "icl ts pmo". It means:
ICL: I am dead
TS: That sucks
PMO: Put me on.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

Wallace from "Wallace and Gromit" is sitting and reading a magazine titled "Cheese Monthly." The text overlay reads: "Bro shut the fuck up. I'm reading Cheese Monthly."

DAP ME UP

An emoji with furrowed eyebrows and a slight grin is positioned between two hands in a meme. The text above the emoji reads: "You did not dab me up."

DAP ME UP

The image shows a series of text messages featuring an emoji. The first message reads "Dab me up" and shows an emoji face pointing at a hand. The second message reads "Cool" and shows two emoji faces clapping. The last message reads "My man" and shows two emoji faces shaking hands.

TaylorSwiftBoat

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J cole had pictures of Eminem in his bedroom
growing up alongside shirtless posters of other
men in the rap game he loved. Real recognize
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Pac's nipples are visible in the poster. I wonder if Cole
ever pretend to breastfeed off him, and called it 'drinking
GOAT milk'.
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Face mcshooty

A still from a film with a man looking slightly perplexed above the text "When she wants me to open up but I already told her my full name and favorite color."

Face mcshooty

An anime character with pink hair is praying with his hands together. The text above him says: "Me thanking God for letting bro be born instead of ending up in rubber or toilet."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a table with a list of planets and corresponding numbers of deaths and a yes/no answer if a planet has birds. The Earth is the only planet with deaths and birds. The text on the top says: "wake up, sheeple."

Heroin Monkey

An image of a dinosaur with the text "When you grow up, people stop asking you what your favorite dinosaur is. They don't even care."

Heroin Monkey

mmm I love desmos

A screenshot of the Desmos graphing calculator interface, showing a 3D graph of a cube made up of several sine and cosine equations. There is a list of the equations on the left and on the right the letters 'z' and 'y' are visible

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