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Diet

30 views · Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A tweet from user @papiko_114514 on a dark background. The tweet reads: "It's unfair how easy it is for men to diet 😡😡. Masturbate ↓ About 2g of semen come out ↓ Masturbate 500 times per day ↓ Lose 1kg. Wouldn't you lose 10kg if you'd continue this for 10 days??? 😡😡". Below the tweet, it says "3:55 PM · 2019/02/13 · Twitter for iPhone".

Album

7 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Twitter conversation. The initial tweet from @OvOBrezzzy expresses extreme positive sentiment about a new Drake and 21 Savage album using vulgar and sexual language: 'Drake and 21 put both of they meat in my ears and nutted at once with this new album 🤤🤤🤤🔥🔥🔥'. A user named peazy replies, criticizing the phrasing with 'just say the album good nigga wtf', accompanied by a reaction image of a character looking disgusted from an animated movie.

Kamala Harris

26 views · Willy b · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a social media post on a dark background. The top half shows a news broadcast split-screen featuring Tucker Carlson on the left and David Daleiden, identified as a pro-life activist, on the right. The text on the news image mentions "Kamala wanted to obstruct investigation into the sale of baby body parts." The post text below reads: "When two undercover investigators secretly taped Planned Parenthood admitting selling baby parts (a felony), Calif Attorney General prosecuted the undercover investigators, NOT Planned Parenthood. That Attorney General was Kamala Harris."

Dick

28 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A Twitter post with a user asking a hypothetical question about getting their penis stuck in a ketchup bottle, followed by two replies.

Dick

9 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'Oh but you don't have a dick,' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant."

Boob

64 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a tweet. The tweet says: "using my boobs as stress balls."

Healing

34 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A Twitter post which reads, "aint been horny in 5 minutes i think im healing."

Head

9 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of Twitter posts. The first post reads, "some of y'alls kids got some BIG ass heads." The following comments respond to this observation about head size.

Mfs

2 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

The image is a screenshot of a tweet that says: "mfs be like 'stop dickriding' idgaf im bouncin and creamin all up on it now what?"

Meth

5 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A tweet that says "my birthstone is crystal meth."

Twitter

35 views · Jazzy💕 · 1 year ago

The image is a four-panel meme. The upper left and lower left panels show hands making origami. The upper right and lower right panels show Pope Francis looking contemplatively at the origami.

Nerd

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

$A tweet that reads: "imagine you getting jumped by a bunch of nerds and they say 'split that mf into fractions' with a skull emoji at the end.$

Mask

38 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "pussy tighter than an aztec clay face mask."

Sex

7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a tweet that reads "stop being horny. find jesus @stopthehorny. I am CRYING because people have sex. Please stop." The tweet was posted on April 4, 2021, at 6:02 PM via Twitter for iPhone. It has 737 retweets, 49 quote tweets, and 2,557 likes.

Kid

5 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A tweet that reads: "Nutted in her braces now my kids behind bars."

Lgbt

15 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Tweet by Mc Donald's that says: "LGBT pissing me the fuck off tonight."

Man

11 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The post shows two images of a brown stuffed bear toy called 'DJUNGELSKOG' with the text 'i don't want a man i just want a djungelskog' above them. The price is shown as '25'. There are stars and text underneath.

Heart

14 views · Wade · 1 year ago

The image shows a tweet from amy @amyroses saying "don't break peoples heart! they only have one :(" and a reply from shadow @anyway-WOAH saying "yeah break their bone, they have 206."

People

21 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image contains four screenshots of tweets. The first by Beans After Dark says "british people be like im bri ish". The second by ryan says "british ppl wake up in a bathtub full of ice with their kidneys gone n be like 'right. what's all this then?'". The third by quinn says "British people could watch their family be murdered and be like 'hmmm i dont quite fancy that'". The fourth by Caleb says "British people be like 'litchrally'"

Driver

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post by user @smilingnodding. The post text reads: "Lyft driver is going double the speed limit, has a check engine light on, and is blasting Slipknot. I immediately took the wheel, crashed the car, and burned it down along with the Slipknot CD. #deathtoallposers"

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