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Child

1 year ago
A young child is holding a toy gun toward a small dog. The text above says "Why you eat my shicken nugget". An angry emoji appears at the bottom.
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    • Nuke

    2 years ago
    A split image showing two different Woody faces from Toy Story. On the left is Woody with a sinister smile and the right is Woody engulfed in flames. Above the images is a Google search bar with the term "nuke" and the "Shopping" tab highlighted.
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    • Barbie

    2 years ago

    barbie da spider

    A Barbie doll is modified to look like a spider with extra limbs.
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    • Battery

    2 years ago

    *Sniffs kids*

    The image shows a toy action figure box with the text SLEEPY JOE ACTION FIGURE written on it. Inside the box, there is a depiction of Joe Biden with his head slumped forward. Below it, the text reads BATTERIES *NOT* INCLUDED and a warning that the item contains socialism. Below that in a separate text box, is the text JUST ADD AAA BATTERIES AND HE SHITS HIS PANTS. In the upper right corner it reads NEW FOR CHRISTMAS: THE SLEEP JOE INACTION FIGURE. There is a red and white target circle with a blue dart to the right of the figure box.
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    • Straw

    2 years ago

    HM

    A Buzz Lightyear toy figure with a straw coming out of his stomach is shown. The text says, "I don't know what's worse, the straw placement or the eye contact you'll have to make while using it."
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    • Hand

    1 year ago
    A hand is loading a magazine of real bullets into a yellow and orange Nerf gun.
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    • Sandwich

    1 year ago
    A product advertisement for Subway is parodied with a sex toy that looks like a Subway sandwich. The text on the image reads, "SUBWAY Introducing the Freshlight®" along with a bag of "Lay's BAKED 65% LESS FAT original" and the Subway logo. The toy has the text "SUBWAY adam the creator".
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    Middle earth

    6 months ago
    A toy package with a figure of Gollum. The text on the package says, "MAKE HIM HOT! My Precious Smeagol Groom & Style Middle Earth Cuties WARNING: May attract A Sauron's gaze LOOK NICE 4 MASTER! Limitless Hairstyles Accessories Included Dill the Pony's tail The One Ring golden scrunchie Uruk-hai topknot Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb FINALLY KEMPTI The Two Towers Glamour Gollum Legboot". The package includes three accessories shown with graphics: "The One Ring golden scrunchie" and "Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb" and an image of possible hairstyles.
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    • Priest

    1 year ago
    A picture shows a priest on the left and Woody from Toy Story on the right. The text on the image asks, "What's the difference between a priest and Woody?" The punchline is below: "Woody goes limp when a child enters the room!"
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    • Film

    2 years ago
    The image shows a text at the top that says, "In the film Toy Story, if one of the toys died the child would just keep playing with its corpses. - A 5-year-old." Below the text, there is an image of a man with gray hair and a slight smile.
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    • Year

    2 years ago
    An anime character is looking at a small stick and wondering if this stick is their destined wizard wand. The text says: "7 year old geeks. Is this my destined wizard wand? Weird random stick."
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    • Man

    2 years ago

    . . .

    The top image shows a Furby toy with human doll legs and arms. The bottom image is a screenshot of a crying man. The text on the image reads "Look at how they massacred my Furby."
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    • Hand

    1 year ago
    The image is a four-panel cartoon showing a hand holding a Woody toy. The hand winds up the toy by turning a ring on his back, which causes chainsaws to pop out of his sides. In the last panel, a person stands shocked by the result of winding up the toy.
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    • Boob

    2 years ago

    ...

    A black square with the text: "BOOBS are like kids toys.. they are fun to play with, but they eventually end up in the mouth" written in white.
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    Bionicle

    2 years ago
    The image shows two poses of a green Bionicle figure against a white background. The first pose shows the Bionicle standing with its arms slightly raised. The text "*BREATH IN*" is written above it. The second pose shows the same Bionicle with one leg raised and the text "BOI" is placed next to it.
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    • Lego

    2 years ago
    The image shows two panels. The top panel features a character from the series Bionicle with the text 'NINJAGO: SEASON 16 WILL BE THE END' and 'LEGO:' above it and the word 'BIONICLE' and the text 'Fine.' displayed on the panel. The bottom panel shows the same character, but with the Lego logo placed on the Bionicle logo with the text "I'll do it myself."
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    Bionicle meme

    2 years ago
    The image shows a group of Bionicle figures with text above them that says "when the squad find out bionicle memes are back".
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    Plush toy

    2 years ago

    Welp

    The image shows a plush toy that looks like Mario but with a "Captain America" logo on it. The plush is red, blue and white, and has Mario's typical mustache.
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    • Plug

    1 year ago
    A purple, egg-shaped butt plug with a surprised face is standing upright on a gray surface.
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    • Child

    1 year ago
    A toy package of Elmo, labeled "SEMESAME STREET" and "Elbow." Below the image of Elmo, the letters "ABDCEFGHIJK" are shown. The text on the package reads "Non toxic Child 'Safe' UNIT #WRO-NG. 123. SEMESAME STREET. Elbow. We are good friend. obvious plant. ABDCEF GHIJK."
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