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God Pt.2

Welp

Advice

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A black square with the text: "BOOBS are like kids toys.. they are fun to play with, but they eventually end up in the mouth" written in white.

KatsukiBakugouSimp

i make army

An image of many tiny, light pink plastic baby figurines with arms raised, arranged in rows. One larger, similarly styled baby figurine is positioned to the right of the group.

Wade

The image is a four-panel cartoon showing a hand holding a Woody toy. The hand winds up the toy by turning a ring on his back, which causes chainsaws to pop out of his sides. In the last panel, a person stands shocked by the result of winding up the toy.

KatsukiBakugouSimp

its so cute

A plastic toy baby with a serious expression, standing with its arms and legs outstretched.

M3ME G0D

TechPriestGotDrip

A blue and black Bionicle figure is shown in the center of the image. To the left, a text box reads, "I'm breaking up with you" and another reads, "What?". To the right, a text box reads, "GRRR!" and underneath, another reads, "angry bionicle".

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A trading card style image features a cartoon pillow with a face and small limbs. The card's top reads "Basic Pokémon. Pillow" followed by "50 HP". A brief description, "Down pillow Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown" is under the image. Below, the card lists two attacks: "Pillow Fight!" with a description and "Popper Toy". The card also shows a weakness (+30) and resistance (-30). At the bottom it reads, "Illus. Druvianism Arts 1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102".

COOL GIRL😜

OMG

A boxer dog wears sunglasses and has a large, toy joint in its mouth, labeled "PAW". There is a "*Patent Pending" message in the corner.

XI

A Google search shows search suggestions like "how to train your poo", "how to train your poodle", "how to train your poodle puppy" etc.. Below, a stick figure is pointing to a pile of poop and says: "SIT! Good Poop".

Heroin Monkey

The top part of the image shows a black and clear plastic object with pink lego elements inside. It resembles a sex toy. The bottom part of the image shows Gordon Ramsay with a disgusted expression.

Heroin Monkey

A toy package of Elmo, labeled "SEMESAME STREET" and "Elbow." Below the image of Elmo, the letters "ABDCEFGHIJK" are shown. The text on the package reads "Non toxic Child 'Safe' UNIT #WRO-NG. 123. SEMESAME STREET. Elbow. We are good friend. obvious plant. ABDCEF GHIJK."

Wei

What. The. Hell

The image shows a Google search page with the search query “how to train your poo” highlighted. Below, a stick figure is pointing at a pile of poop saying “SIT! Good Poop.”

mariotime

toy story meme

The meme shows Woody and Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story. Above them is the text "WHEN YOU FIND OUT", and below them is "YOU HAVE NO MONEY."

KatsukiBakugouSimp

barbie is her rebelling arc:

A Barbie doll with dark, messy eye makeup and lipstick is in the foreground, with a blurry Kum & Go sign in the background. The doll's hair is blonde and messy.

TechPriestGotDrip

posting Bionicle memes till I'm famous

A Bionicle figure is shown in full red and gold armor. The text above says, "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like."

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows a Bionicle figure being threatened with a power drill. The text reads: "My gf: If you don't stop posting bionicle memes we're breaking up. Me: *posts bionicle memes*. My gf: *leaves me*. Me: I regret nothing."

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows a group of five Bionicle figures posed as if sitting at a table. Text at the top reads "Me and the boys making Bionicle memes". Text at the bottom reads "Me and the boys getting happy on the internet."

The perv from down the road

A Lego figure holding a waffle with the text "Lego My Eggo"

Im totally not drunk 2.0

As a man can confirm

A toy in its packaging is labeled "Useless Man". It says, "This man contributes absolutely nothing to society! Lazy. Unwashed. Just lies around all day eating chips. Now with clothing!"

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