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Battle

2 views · Wade · 2 years ago

BATtle

A two-panel image of Batman and Robin. In the first panel, Batman says, "I'm going to battle." Robin asks, "What is tie?" In the second panel, Batman slaps Robin.

Myself

1 view · Wade · 2 years ago

Me, myself, and I

The image shows three panels from the movie Captain America Civil War. The top panel shows a man looking at someone with the text "ME" overlaid. The second panel shows another man looking at someone with the text "MYSELF" overlaid. The bottom panel shows the title card from the movie "CAPTAIN AMERICA CIVIL WAR", with the release date "MAY 6, 2016".

Guy

3 views · I'm a gay bitch · 2 years ago

Im the bald guy

An image of Walter White from Breaking Bad standing between animatronics characters Freddy Fazbear and Bonnie from Five Nights at Freddy's, with a purple and blue neon light in the background.

Time

Wade · 2 years ago

Morbintrap

A green, burned-looking character with glowing white eyes and sharp teeth wearing a green hoodie says "It's burning time."

Rule

4 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Guide to surviving Scream(1996)

The image displays the text: "The Rules of Surviving a Horror Movie in Scream (1996). According to Wes Craven's horror slasher movie Scream (1996), these are the rules to surviving a horror movie: 1. Never say "who's there". 2. Don't have sex. 3. Don't drink or do drugs. 4. Never say "I'll be right back". 5. Everyone is a suspect. 6. Never go out to investigate a strange noise. Bonus: The supposedly dead killer may come back to life in the end for one final scare." On the right, there is a depiction of the Ghostface mask.

Clown

2 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Killer Clowns

The comic shows a Killer Clown Society meeting. The first panel shows a sign reading "KILLER CLOWN SOCIETY MEETING" and "TOMORROW: BINGO". The second panel shows a scary white-faced clown, then a red-haired clown with a cigarette. In the following panel, The Joker asks, "Why was this guy invited again?" The next panel shows a Ronald McDonald-like clown with the caption "Heart disease". Finally, the last panel shows multiple clowns in a meeting, reacting with "Oooohhhhhhhhhhh".

Freedom

6 views · Wade · 2 years ago

‘Merica

The image shows a bald eagle with an American flag in the background. The text above the image says "Hey are you free this weekend?" followed by the stage directions: "[gazes into distance]", "[wipes tear from cheek]", and "[bald eagle screeches]". The last line of text is "I'm always free."

Face

1 view · Wade · 2 years ago

Which one?

The image is a three-panel cartoon. In the top panel, a man in a lab coat points angrily at the Joker, saying, "Get out of my face, clown." The second panel shows only the Joker smiling wickedly, with text, "Which one?" under him. The third panel shows four stone sculptures with faces.

Time

5 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

When you see it, you won't be able to unsee it

A screenshot of the time.is website, showing the current time as 09:45:00.134. The time is displayed in a large font. Text in greek says "You have exactly the correct time!" Also listed are time zones for Los Angeles, New York, London, Paris, Moscow, Beijing, and Tokyo.

Nerf

2 views · Wade · 2 years ago

I guess it’s a big deal

The image shows a comparison of two different versions of the video game character Mario from behind. The left version of Mario is slightly larger than the right one. Above them is written: "Aw hell no! Nintendo nerfed Marios damage on goombas!"

Murder

9 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Stop murdering children

A four-panel image with two different characters. In the first column, a character with a white mask and black eyes says: "REPEAT AFTER ME: STOP" in the first panel, "MURDING" in the second panel, and "CHILDREN" in the third panel. In the fourth panel, the character says: "STOP MURDING CHILDREN". In the second column, a pixelated purple character says: "STOP" in the first panel, "MURDING" in the second panel, and "CHILDREN" in the third panel. In the fourth panel, the character says: "MURDER CHILDREN AND PUT THEM IN ROBOT FURRY SUITS".

God

2 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Little bit.

The image shows a comic panel with two figures, one in a dark outfit with a skull emblem, and the other in a white hooded outfit. The dark figure is asking: "Hello, Marc, you still crazy?" The white figure is responding with: "Little bit. You still murdering people?" The dark figure responds: "Little bit. How's your imaginary god?" The white figure then replies: "He's good. How's your dead family?"

Flirt

4 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

me to the girls who flirt with my mans

A black horse is giving a side eye. Text on the image: "SIDE EYE."

Batman

3 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Because he’s Batman..

The image shows a multi-panel image of Batman. The top panel is in black and white and says "We all broke the Batman". The next six panels shows characters that are labelled mind, senses, spirit, hope, body and heart. The final panel shows Batman and says "And he kept coming back."

Protection

4 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Don’t think, just do, live in the now, don’t care about the future, yeeeeee

The image shows a cartoon character with a shocked expression sitting in a blue chair with his finger pointed. The text above the character reads: "When she asks if you brought protection:". Below the cartoon, the text states: "How dare you make me consider the long term!"

Language

6 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Big City Greens Language

The image shows the Drake meme format. In the first panel, Drake is shown with a disgusted expression, his hand up in a stop gesture, with the caption "Using real bad words." In the second panel, Drake is shown smiling and pointing, with the caption "Using swip and blort."

School Day

King bob · 3 years ago

Me on the last day of school

A child in a yellow raincoat with a surprised face, running with a yellow object in her hand. The text on the image says: "ME LEAVING WORK", and "THE DAY BEFORE VACATION."

Butt

Wade · 2 years ago

Butt Whole

The image is split into two sections. The top shows a close-up of a meat product label that reads: "BONELESS STUFFED BUTT WHOLE." The bottom half shows cartoon characters Beavis and Butt-Head staring with disgust.

Fish

41 views · GG Miller · 2 years ago

MORE MORE DAD JOKES

Show

8 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Honestly tho it’s a pretty good show