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Heroin Monkey

An Amish man wearing a straw hat and blue shirt is falling through a hole in the floor, with flames rising around him. He appears surprised and is raising his hands. The floor is surrounded by several voting machines. The text on the image reads: "U.S. NOV 5, 2024. Amish Man Falls Through Trap Door Directly To Hell After Using Electronic Voting Machine."

Manga fan

meme:

The image shows a dialogue between a teacher and a student about cake. The teacher poses a math problem, and the student gives increasingly aggressive answers, ending with "10 and a dead body". The image includes anime characters and the text "PROBLEM?".

Chri5

Who would have guessed

The image shows a pink hand holding a fishing license. The license has a photo of Patrick Star wearing a yellow rain jacket and a green hat, while holding a purple fish. Above the image it says: 'Patrick is legally allowed to kill'. The license text is: 'FISHING LICENSE', 'First name: PATRICK', 'Last name: STAR'. The signature reads 'Patrick'.

unknown duder

A single goldfish cracker is centered on a white background.

Unimportant Intelligence

As with Sonic The Hedgehog

A meme that presents two images side-by-side. The left side features Bob the Builder, a cartoon character known for construction. The right side shows an old black-and-white image of Jack the Ripper. The text above and below the images reads: "DID YOU KNOW... Bob The Builder and Jack The Ripper have the same middle name."

Unimportant Intelligence

water puppy

A shark swims in the ocean. The text reads: "Did you know? The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle."

Unimportant Intelligence

how fun

A man is skydiving. The text on the image reads: "Did you know? You can skydive without parachute but only once."

Willy b

The image shows the back of a brown hoodie. The design on the back has a stylized American flag with red stripes and a text saying 'All faster than dialing 911' written in white. To the right, there is a list of bullet calibers next to their respective bullet shape.

Heroin Monkey

A man is positioned in front of the Leaning Tower of Pisa, with his arms extended as if he's trying to push it back to a straight position.

arsonisfun

Me when kids

The image shows two yellow emoticons. The first one is normal and has an outstretched hand next to it. The second emoticon has red eyes and a bloody hand is shown cutting it from the side.

Chri5

This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.

A text message conversation shows one person stating, "I stopped a woman getting kidnapped today." The other person replies, "Really?! How?" and the response is "Self control". Below the text is a drawing of a man with an open-mouthed, surprised expression with his arms outstretched, palms up and the caption says "hold up."

Manga fan

Meme:

Four-panel image with anime characters reacting to different phone settings. The first panel shows a guy looking terrified next to the word 'Brightness.' The second panel has a screaming character next to the word 'Volume.' The third panel depicts a Titan next to the word 'Font.' The fourth panel shows another character looking annoyed next to the word 'Notifications.' The text above the panels says, 'Opening mom's phone.'

God Pt.2

My life rn

The image shows a comparison between the reactions parents have towards a younger sibling emptying a bank account and an older sibling spilling a drop of water. The younger sibling's action is dismissed as a "happy little mistake", while the older sibling is met with the text "You have forfeited your life privileges". The bottom image shows a person with a gun pointed.

M3ME G0D

The image shows a screenshot from a simple children's game with several orange pumpkins and the text 'Pick a pumpkin' and the text above says 'Kids 2023: "Its just a game". The game:'

Erichh

uNGeHeUEr

The text on the image explains that the German word "Ungeheuer" can mean both "monster" and "very". The text gives an example of a German sentence that can mean "This shirt suits you very well." or "This shirt suits you well, you monster." depending on the interpretation.

Face mcshooty

A young man wearing a headset is sitting in a gaming chair and holding a bowl with a spoon in it. Text overlay: "Me pretending to get mad at the game after I died on purpose so I could finish my food."

willam afton

partying with elmo

Three people with shocked expressions look at a white counter with a line of white powder and an Elmo puppet in front of it.

Face mcshooty

FUCKING GENIUS

A split-screen shows a California identification card with a photo next to another, seemingly more intoxicated photo of the same person. The image text reads: "Smoked before my ID picture so when I get pulled over high I look normal."

Willy b

A road sign on a winding road in a mountainous landscape. The sign says "SPEED LIMIT ENFORCED BY SNIPER" and above the sign is the text "SHIT JUST GOT SERIOUS" with three dots below it. The lower right corner has a TikTok handle.

King bob

The image shows a split-screen comparison. On the left, three women are looking at a map in an airport. On the right, three men in tactical gear are standing in an airport, suggesting a military or action-oriented scenario. The text above each scene reads, "Girls at airport" and "Boys at airport".

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