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Alastor Wade.
1 year ago

Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

The image contains a conversation between Alastor and Charlie. Alastor says, "You know, Charlie, thanks to your hotel scheme, I've learned to appreciate the little things in life and death." Charlie replies, "Yes! Good, Al! Like what?" Alastor then lists, "All the usual things: my first ever radio broadcast, helping my mother cook, and being the first ever person to actually strangle someone with their intestines."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A man with a bizarre facial expression is wearing a snorkel mask on his forehead with a dildo-like object sticking out like a unicorn horn and pink sex toys on the side. The text overlay says "Unicorn".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows two panels of characters. The first panel shows Waluigi and Luigi. The text below them is 'WALLACE' and 'LUIS'. The second panel shows Wario and Mario. The text below them is 'WARREN' and 'MARK'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A close-up of a 3D rendered face with large blue eyes and a wide, toothy smile. Text at the bottom says "take them socks off."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a video with a man in the center, with the text "Survival rate of kids in my basement" at the bottom and "3.7%" in the top right corner.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A stack of Monster energy drink cans are piled up like a tower on a table. To the right is a large Monster energy drink poster. The text on the image reads, "How dudes named Kyle decorate their apartment."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A three-panel comic strip shows two bald stick figures at work. In the first panel, one stick figure holds a frisbee, inviting the other to play after work. In the second panel, the second stick figure declines, saying he is super behind on work. In the third panel, the second stick figure suddenly gets angry after someone mentions playing, yelling that "now's not the time!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A text message exchange where someone asks to play "counter strike" and the reply is "sure i'll go first". Then an image of a damaged counter is sent, followed by the message "Bro wtf".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is divided into two sections. The top section shows a shelf labeled "anime" stocked with multiple copies of Shrek DVDs. The bottom section displays a drawing of Shrek with a distorted face, and text that reads "Domo Arigato (in a scottish accent)".
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  • help me please im being abused
    1 year ago
    A drawing in black and white shows enslaved people on a platform while white men gather around them, some dressed in formal attire. The text "PRO-CHOICE" is written in large white letters above the phrase "Against slavery? Don't buy one.".
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  • help me please im being abused
    1 year ago
    A person is submerged underwater wearing a white dress. The text above and below the person says "DON'T LET YOUR LOYALTY BECOME SLAVERY".
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  • Thoughtless
    1 year ago

    Wait what???

    A person is applying makeup to transform into a clown. The four images show the progression: first white base makeup, then the clown's specific makeup, then a wig, and finally the finished clown face. The text reads, "I don't always have dementia, but when I do..." repeated over each image.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    grandegarlic
bogleech
werewarg
onlylolgifs
Polymer balls that are invisible in water
IMAGINE PUTTING LIKE 10 IN SOMEONE'S BATH AND THEY
GET IN THEY JUST START FREAKING OUT BECAUSE
THERES SOMETHING TOUCHING ME BUT THERES NOTHING
IN THE FUCKING WATER WHAT THE FUCK OMFG
you're not thinking big enough
make them in the shape of people with huge long fingers and hide
one in every swimming pool in America
please calm down satan
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows two men with mustaches and beards. The text says "INSIDE YOU ARE TWO THEODORES". The left person is sad looking, the right one looks more confident. There is a moon in the background.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A distorted image of Donald Trump, with the text "You like trying to overthrow the government, don't you?"
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  • Thoughtless
    1 year ago
    A drawing of Pikachu with an angry face with a very wide open mouth. At the bottom of the picture, it says: "This is... Requiem."
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  • DAP ME UP
    1 year ago

    who ever doesn't dap this man up gets nuked by Kim Jong Un

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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a large, ominous figure labeled "Multi trillion propaganda machine" towering over a smaller figure labeled "Memers". The giant is massive and imposing with dark armor and fiery details. The smaller figure is also clad in armor, holding a sword, and looking ready to fight or resist.
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  • MEME LORD
    1 year ago
    Google, Samsung, and
Microsoft users when
they use the pickle
emoji for a penis
Apple users
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A white duck stands against a plain background. The text 'Yeah I'm SAD' appears above the duck, followed by 'Secretly A Duck' written vertically, where each letter of the word 'SAD' is on its own line.
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